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<strong>Rating: </strong>2/5

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Time Out says

Tue Dec 15 2009

There’s a line from ‘Jurassic Park’ that echoed hauntingly through this critic’s head as ‘Avatar’ unfolded: ‘Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.’ James Cameron is one of those scientists: so in love with the technology, with the possibilities, that he never pauses to reflect upon the practicalities of cinema, of storytelling, of connecting with an audience.

That quote is doubly relevant when one considers the cultural similarities between these two blockbusters, both of which justified massive expense by promising a quantum leap forward in visual effects. But where Spielberg utilised technology in the service of a tight, witty script, Cameron is simply out to astound. There are moments when you almost expect Sam Worthington’s moody, ever-present voiceover to be replaced by the self-styled king of the world yelling at his audience: ‘Are you awestruck now? How about now? Now?’

When his scientist brother is killed a week before shipping out to the distant planet Pandora, wheelchair-bound US Marine Jake Sully (Worthington) is offered the chance to go in his place. On Pandora, Jake meets his avatar, a remote-controlled host body generated from his brother’s DNA and designed to blend in among the native Na’vi, a race of nine-foot blue hunter-gatherers living in peaceful harmony with their homeworld, Native American style.

Or rather, Native Californian: Na’vi civilisation is a mishmash of half-formed Hollywood ideas about the supposed superiority of ‘primitive’ cultures, tossing around buzzwords like ‘spirit’ and ‘energy’ without ever approaching a cohesive set of beliefs. But ‘all this tree-hugging shit’, as Jake describes it, is only the most obvious defect in Cameron’s dire, cliché-ridden script. From the bluntly expositional nature of the early scenes to the gung-ho, sub-‘Aliens’ banter of Jake’s fellow soldiers, this is screenwriting on autopilot, cobbling together unripe ideas without a scrap of originality or emotional resonance.

It’s hard to fault ‘Avatar’ as an immersive visual experience. Pandora and its luridly coloured inhabitants are beautifully designed, though none of this ever feels remotely real. But this was supposed to be the movie that changed the face of filmmaking forever. Ultimately, Cameron’s signature achievement may have been to prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, the oldest of all Hollywood maxims: all the money in the world is no subsitute for fresh ideas and a solid script.
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12A

UK release:

Thu Dec 17 2009

Duration:

161 mins

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Rated as: 3/5 (355 ratings)
  • It is a visual spectacle. The story itself is second only to "The Happening" in the amount of environmental hooey it spews forth.

    John Sat Dec 8 2012
    Rated as: 2/5
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  • Really, this was so shockingly derivative and formulaic, I am amazed it was so positively received. Mediocre in all regards except cinematography/

    maleeb Thu Aug 25 2011
    Rated as: 2/5
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  • This is one of the worst, most inaccurate reviews of Avatar I have ever read. Avatar is NOT just a movie showing off special effects. It actually has story, script, character development, etc.

    Robert&#039;s Reliable Reviews Thu Aug 25 2011
    Rated as: 5/5
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  • Well said Sir. I'm glad one critic had the guts to stand up and show this film up for what it really is. Yes the effects look nice, but plot and storyline should never take a back seat to effects, and I'm afraid the plot is awful. It is stolen from dances with wolves, you know exactly where it is going. All the money in the world cannot hide the fact that this film has no substance, no storyline, and no plot. Awful film.

    Fraser Wed May 18 2011
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  • dont care about this review. The movie is awesome.

    G Wed Dec 29 2010
    Rated as: 5/5
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  • This movie is horrible and I'm glad that Time Out had integrity to say it so, unlike so many critics, which makes me come here.

    Gort Sun Nov 28 2010
    Rated as: 2/5
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  • Avatar leaves you wondering about what's happening. It puts you in the middle of anything, without giving any introduction or prelude, so you have to decipher what actually the plot is before you can pay any attention to the movie. The movie itself: great graphics, horrible story. All it is is this: Good vs. Evil and Jake is accepted into the Na'vi society. Boring and cliched. Cameron tries to add other elements, but fails to really connect. I would have to say it is the worst 3 hours of my life. I would rather watch previews for the same amount of time.

    Hayde Sun Nov 14 2010
    Rated as: 1/5
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  • Your wish is my command, Blue Pube

    scrumpyjack Mon Sep 6 2010
    Rated as: 5/5
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  • Jock and ScrumpyJack, the Avatar twins Watch three long hours till the movie ends. Then they take off their glasses and give a shout, And go post some more stars on London Time Out."

    Wayne S Mon Sep 6 2010
    Rated as: 1/5
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  • Hell, Jock..... I said 4* and I stick by that but you know what? In tribute to Wayne & Cameron...His fellow (but in his case) GREAT American.....by that I mean USA, wayneeeee X Lets do five Mo-Fo stars! (my new ones for you, Wayne the Stain

    scrumpyjack Sun Sep 5 2010
    Rated as: 5/5
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