Disaster Movie (PG)

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Time Out says

Tue Sep 2 2008

The latest from the writer-director pair of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer – responsible for such movies as ‘Epic Movie’ and ‘Meet the Spartans’ – is  a cynical and limp attempt to cash in on their own parody bandwagon. Here, the shameless duo use a ‘Cloverfield’-type scenario as an excuse to chuck in yet more of their favourite movie moments and characters, irrespective of any connection to the disaster movie genre.

The result is a series of extraneous, deplorably unfunny scenes and sketches stitched together in completely haphazard fashion. One minute we’re aghast at an appalling Amy Winehouse lookalike with sabre teeth and bedraggled beehive, the next pondering the relevance of a scene with the cattle-gun killer from ‘No Country for Old Men’. In short, this wholly contemptuous farrago stinks to high heaven.
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PG

UK release:

Fri Sep 5, 2008

Duration:

85 mins

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DJ

Good God. The directors must have sat in a room for about 5 minutes and came up with that script. If you enjoyed that film you must have a well below average IQ and probably do get good jokes and prefer to have jokes, I use the term "joke" loosely here, feed to them like a baby with the film directors saying "Laught at this, Oh isn't this funny" This film will be lost in a few years with all the other bad films. What a waste of money.... and the cast.... Oh dear can they act?

PR

Stopped watching after 30 minutes, it was just that bad.

Lauren :]

This is a love or hate it film, but most of us all think it sucks! the only funny thing in this film is how Hannah Montana continues to try and sell her merchandise whilst being trapped under a meteroid, but other than that that's it. I really don't recommend watching this. If you want to see a film that parodies other films, watch the Scary Movie sequels!

Matt Balne

I'm not an old grump, I'm 14 ... it was just dumb. For young kids. Or maybe older kids with a dumb sense of humour. It's the worst film made since Sophie's Choice - and that was the biggest load of poop I've ever seen in my life. Other than this. Rubbish.

Katie

To be honest this movie is the best movie iv ever seen most of you lot are just crazy if you dont like this film !!!!!!!!!!

Hans

I saw this film a little while a go and must hnostely say it was rubbish, it wasn't funny at all and would strongly recommend no one to go see this train reck. I new I should of stayed home and watched that paint dry!

MEG DA BEST

DA BEST MOVIE EVA GO SEE IT ALL DAT SAY CRAP UN TRUE DONT LISTEN I'M 12 AND AM ABLE TO SEE IT WITH MA MATES SOOOO GO SEE IT NOW!!!!!!!!!

MEG DA BEST

DA BEST MOVIE EVA GO SEE IT ALL DAT SAY CRAP UN TRUE DONT LISTEN I'M 12 AND AM ABLE TO SEE IT WITH MA MATES SOOOO GO SEE IT NOW!!!!!!!!!

MEG DA BEST

THIS FILM IS DA BEST EVA OMG EVERYONE DAT DONT LYKE IT ITS REALLI GREAT EVERYONE CONCUDERING TO SEE IT SEE IT ITS AMAZING

MEG DA BEST

THIS FILM IS DA BEST EVA OMG EVERYONE DAT DONT LYKE IT ITS REALLI GREAT EVERYONE CONCUDERING TO SEE IT SEE IT ITS AMAZING

Nicola

It was alright, i wouldnt mind going to c it again but i would be a bit bored, I think it would of been a 3 star the humour in it was funny my children liked it.

vikki

hi im going to c this film wid me lil bro ian 2nite just read all these dnt know whether i shud now lol mayb i will if its crap ill let u no lol tra

jasmin

hay i going 2 c this film tonight and i dont now weda 2 c it casuse of most of ur comments what should i do?

jasmin

hay i going 2 c this film tonight and i dont now weda 2 c it casuse of most of ur comments what should i do?

abidy

hi i was thinking on taking my friends martin amy, my brother ashley and my boyfriend to see it tonight so it would give us something to watch instead of been bored inside but well i dont know what to think now... shall i go sharnt i, well we hav a good sence of humor dont know what 2 do... help

emma

this film is gd i dont no y evrybody dissin it i luved it it so funny made me lagh a lot of time

emma

this film is gd i dont no y evrybody dissin it i luved it it so funny made me lagh a lot of time

sian

This film is a load of rubbish, i didnt even think it was funny at all - like its ment to be. If i were you i wouldnt even bother goin to watch it and waste my time watchin it, it is dredfull and i couldnt wait till it ended - thinking it would get better as it went on, which i didnt. infact it got even worse. do not waste your time or money watching it!!!!

Chloe

i think it was the worst movie ever! DO NOT GO TO SEE IT! it was mainly blood and guts. it should have not been invented. i thought it was going to be a great film but it wasn't. it was a complete and utter disaster.

;)

ABSOLUTE RUBBISH IT WAS BORING UN-FUNNY AND I WOULD NEVER PAY FOR A TICKET TO SEE THIS FILM AGAIN

Sophia

Well. There were some really funny bits but on the whole it was a kind of crap. It all depends on your sense of humor. This film, unlike scary movie which i loved, was really random but there are bits that make you laugh out loud. Its a laugh, harmless fun i guess. I probably wouldnt see it again.

James

This film was definatly not the worst i have ever seen but it wasnt the best either, i think that they have let themselves down with this film, there were some funny parts (i.e High School Musical) but there were some really bad parts. I wouldnt go nd c it again, but im gald i saw it once.

CS

Probably the worst film I have ever witnessed. It is well too jumpy, when they are in a desert, out pops Amy Winehouse?! Its Terrible, distance yourself from this movie.

cherelle

im goin 2 cee it 2day ive been told its gonna be mint i cant wait i think it might have 5 stars

cherelle

im goin 2 cee it 2day ive been told its gonna be mint i cant wait i think it might have 5 stars

clare

o very dear. we was in the cinema watchin this and after half we got up n left it was that bad!!! worse film ever!!! it really is a disaster movie!!!!!!!!!

Yvonne

This is the worst film I have ever seen . Toatal waste of time and money and most definately not suitable as a 12a. Strong language and very un suitable sex references.

Gaby Cook

It was the WORST film i have ever seen in my life we started a popcorn fight because we were so board in the middle!!!!!!! I would have rather spend my money in Primark!!! My advie is if u half diesnt DON'T go and see it you will be waisting your money on total CRAP! No wonder it is call "DISASTAR MOVIE" IT IS A UTTER DISASTAR!!!

Graeme

not a good film, if you are easily amused then this is a film for you, if not stay away its poor 2/10

EMILIE

ong all use are idiots its an amazing film if u have a sense of humour yes its a tiny bit random but who care if ur youngish u will love it so go watch it but if ur old and grumpy u wont so DONT instead sit at home watching INSPECTER MORSE or somthing and dont go writing bad reports on a gd film just because u r a old grump. SORRY IF ANYONES FELLING R HURT IN THE MAKING OF THIS REVIEW.

EMILIE

ong all use are idiots its an amazing film if u have a sense of humour yes its a tiny bit random but who care if ur youngish u will love it so go watch it but if ur old and grumpy u wont so DONT instead sit at home watching INSPECTER MORSE or somthing and dont go writing bad reports on a gd film just because u r a old grump. SORRY IF ANYONES FELLING R HURT IN THE MAKING OF THIS REVIEW.

Miriam

Rating of 12A misleading. I believe it is very inappropriate viewing for a 12 year old, with constant sex inuendos, swearing and reference to alcohol and hard drugs and violence.

George

I don'y see what is wrong with it. I found it funny yet a bit random where the storyline is concerned.

Chris

The worst film I have ever seen and, I am fairly sure, the worst I will ever see. I fail to see how anything this dreadful could ever be conceived again. I went with little enthusiasm because my partner wanted to see it, but it managed to fall miles below even my exceedingly low expectations. It is so purile it's not true. I came out wishing I could have the previous hour of my life back. I ave given it one star because the system does not allow none to be awarded. In truth, I feel a zero mark would be far too generous.

Oliver

If you enjoyed meet the spartans, epic movie, scary movie etc. and laugher, you will really like it and laugh. But some people don't find that funny so if your one of there people - DONT WATCH IT! I enjoyed it anyway!

Sammy

Worst film ive ever seen in my whole life. I would rather sit and stick pins in my eyes than watch this

Tia

Its the best, i reckon u shud go and see it. Its a comedy. Funny bits all da way through

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