The ten most annoying Disney songs

Can’t get them out of your head? You won’t after hearing our selection of the Disney songs that seem designed to make you chew your cheeks in desperation

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The Walt Disney Company have been producing cartoons and live-action features for almost a century, and pretty much all of them involve a sticky ballad, a cheeky comedy singalong or a rousing ‘You can do it!’ chorus. Some of these songs – ‘Heigh Ho’ from ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’, ‘Trust in Me’ from ‘The Jungle Book’, anything by Randy Newman – are justifiably beloved. Others…well, let’s just say that if you ever need something to scare the crows off your roof, we’ve got the ammunition right here.

As part of our massive celebration of animation – check out the 100 Best Animated Films right here – we decided to take a look back at some of the most infuriatingly chirpy, tuneless and impossible-to-get-out-of-your-head Disney songs of all time…

  • Whistle While You Work

    Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)

    The singer: Pampered princess turned forest fugitive Snow White (Adriana Caselotti).

    The song: After a harrowing night sleeping rough in a woodland glade, a surprisingly perky Snow White stumbles across a seemingly abandoned cottage. Outraged by the mess within, our clean-freak heroine enlists the help of numerous cutesy critters to spruce the place up, all the while singing a jolly, falsetto-pitched ditty about the pleasures of gainful employment (something this erstwhile aristocrat presumably knows sod-all about). Amazingly, none of her furry companions craps on the kitchen floor.

    Why it's annoying: It's a recognised fact that any song featuring whistling is unbearable, with the exception of ‘Dock of the Bay’. Add a crude up-by-the-bootstraps message about perking up and putting your back into it – not to mention a deeply unsubtle ‘woman’s place is in the home’ subtext – and the result is basically a Tory manifesto with added squirrels.

    Worst line: ‘Don’t let it bother you, forget your troubles, try to be just like a cheerful chickadee!’

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    Whistle While You Work
  • A Dream Is a Wish...

    Cinderella (1950)

    The singer: Economically stifled dogsbody Cinderella (Ilene Woods).

    The song: Narratively speaking, ‘A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes’ is basically a retread of ‘Whistle While You Work’, as Cinders enlists a flock of dewy-eyed cutesy-poo tweetie-birds to help her dress and make the bed, before trolling off to slop out for her tyrannical ugly sisters. Of course, she knows that some day her prince will come…

    Why it’s annoying: Well, it’s completely bloody meaningless for starters – bland self-help doggerel before the term was invented. The Disney studio may have produced many extraordinary films, but their historic commitment to instilling the world’s children with conformist dogma should not be underestimated. Also, the tune is forgettable and soul-crushingly trite.

    Worst line: ‘Have faith in your dreams and someday your rainbow will come smiling through.’ Eh?

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    A Dream Is a Wish...
  • What Makes the Red Man Red

    Peter Pan (1953)

    The singers: Meek squaw Tiger Lily (Corinne Orr) and her tribe of um-big-heap-cliché ‘Red Indians’.

    The song: After Peter rescues Tiger from the evil Captain Hook, her people celebrate with a party round the bonfire in which they reveal that the reason Native Americans have rosy skin is that they’re always blushing at cute girls. Ooooookay…

    Why it’s annoying: Disney’s problem with race is well established (we considered ‘Zip-a-dee-doo-dah’ from the still-banned ‘Song of the South’ for this list, but decided it went a little beyond merely ‘annoying’). Of course it’s an issue of culture and history, but it’s hard not to cringe as these hook-nosed, pelt-clad primitives leap into their hokey war dance.

    Worst line: ‘When the first brave married squaw he gave out with a big ugh, when he saw his Mother-in-Law.’

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    What Makes the Red Man Red
  • Step In Time

    Mary Poppins (1964)

    The singers: Oh-so-convincing Cockernee cheeky chappie Bert (Dick Van Dyke) and his band of plucky, sooty-faced sweeps.

    The song: Having finally persuaded her banker boss to give her a day off, long-suffering nanny Mary (Julie Andrews) returns to their upscale Kensington pad and is immediately roped into an epic, roof-hopping song ‘n’ dance routine with Van Dyke and his gang of ruffians, plus a cheery band of passing suffragettes. No rest for the tooth-rottingly sweet.

    Why it’s annoying: The accents, for starters. Is he talking Cockney or chewing a Ruby Murray? Then there’s the endless, tedious repetition – by our count, the song’s title crops up no less than 41 times. Finally, there’s the reduction of one of our nation’s bravest, most brutalised political movements into a laughable sideshow.

    Worst line: When tricky Dick sings ‘Votes for women! Step in time!’ it feels like the death of feminism.

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    Step In Time
  • I Wanna Be Like You

    The Jungle Book (1967)

    The singer: Pot-bellied orangutan overlord King Louie (Louis Prima).

    The song: Having instructed his monkey army to kidnap wayward man-cub Mowgli, upwardly mobile simian Louie expresses his wish to ape (sorry) the human race by starting his own fire. Luckily, this scat-singing pyromaniac’s plans are scuppered by a bear in a bra. Which isn’t something you see every day.

    Why it’s annoying: Okay, we know this one’s going to be controversial: ‘The Jungle Book’ is a beloved family favourite, and its soundtrack may the best in Disney history (‘Trust in Me’ is probably its finest musical moment). ‘I Wanna Be Like You’ isn’t, in itself, all that annoying – it’s no classic, and all the scat does begin to grate, but thanks to jazz legend Prima it’s a cut above. The problem arises when anyone else attempts to pull it off: your drunk aunt, a kids’ choir, Craig David, Robbie Williams. Take it out of its original context, and the song is fingernail-pullingly horrible. And let’s not get into the arguable racial subtext…

    Worst line: All of Baloo’s jazz singing is pretty cringeworthy. Does a bear scat in the woods?

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    I Wanna Be Like You
  • Under the Sea

    The Little Mermaid (1989)

    The singer: Possibly Jamaican, possibly Welsh crab Sebastian (Samuel E Wright).

    The song: Unsatisfied with her aquatic existence, titular fish-girl Ariel (Jodi Benson) dreams of heading up to the surface, shaking off the shackles of privilege and shacking up with an all-human male (with genitals and everything). So her crabby pal Sebastian attempts – with precious little success – to convince her that maritime means party time, all the time.

    Why it’s annoying: South Carolina native Wright is clearly trying his damnedest to pull off that Kingston accent, but ends up somewhere between a very stoned Bob Marley and a very drunk Richard Burton. Tack on the tinniest synthesised drums in history and a queasy cod-calypso backing and the result is about as totally tropical as a Lilt cocktail.

    Worst line: ‘We what de land folks loves to cook / Undah de sea we off de hook.’

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    Under the Sea
  • A Whole New World

    Aladdin (1992)

    The singers: Lovestruck, surprisingly Caucasian-looking Arabic adventurers Aladdin (Scott Weinger) and Princess Jasmine (Linda Larkin).

    The song: Magically disguised as a wealthy princeling, light-fingered street punk Aladdin whisks the lonely princess off for a ride around the world on his magic carpet. Of course they’re unable to keep their emotions inside, and the stage is set for the drippiest, gooiest, naffest romantic ballad on this list.

    Why it’s annoying: Ever wondered what’d happen if you trapped Mariah Carey’s fingers in a door? Wonder no more. ‘A Whole New World’ is the point at which Disney’s songwriters stopped even trying to pen a decent tune and decided to plump for the kind of thoroughly unremarkable sub-Lloyd-Webber slush that’d sell millions to tone-deaf tweeners. A few years later, US forces invaded Baghdad. No wonder the citizens fought back.

    Worst line: ‘Unbelievable sights, indescribable feelings. Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling through an endless diamond sky.’ Try not to vomit, now.

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    A Whole New World
  • Hakuna Matata

    The Lion King (1994)

    The singers: Precocious meerkat Timon (Nathan Lane) and flatulent warthog Pumbaa (Ernie Sabella).

    The song: Having taken orphaned lion cub Simba (Matthew Broderick) under their collective, lice-infested wing, savannah pals Timon and Pumbaa proceed to teach him an important life lesson (in the form of a song, inevitably): don’t fret about the past, just take it easy. ‘Hakuna Matata’ apparently means ‘no worries’, which sounds more like a Fosters slogan than a common Swahili saying.

    Why it’s annoying: There are those who love Elton John and Tim Rice’s ‘Lion King’ soundtrack, from the soaring tribal chants of ‘Circle of Life’ to the gushing balladry of ‘Can You Feel the Love Tonight?’. Then there are those who actually like music. ‘Hakuna Matata’ is just the patronising, unfunny low point in a catalogue of tuneless, soulless cod-African crud. A shame, because the film itself is pretty good.

    Worst line: ‘Hakuna matata! Hakuna matata! Hakuna matata! Hakuna matata! Hakuna matata! Hakuna matata! Hakuna matata!’

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    Hakuna Matata
  • You’ll Be in My Heart

    Tarzan (1999)

    The singer: At first, gorilla-queen Kala (Glenn Close), but it ain’t long before a certain shrivelled percussion legend makes his presence felt.

    The song: Having persuaded self-important tribal leader Kerchak (Lance Henriksen) that she’ll make a satisfactory Mum, Kala settles into the task of raising orphaned man-cub Tarzan. A placid, motherly type, she doesn’t seem to bat an eyelid when her gentle lullaby is crudely hijacked by a balding shortarse with a voice like an elderly raven with throat polyps.

    Why it’s annoying: You can picture the board meeting at Disney. ‘Hey guys, that “Lion King” soundtrack made us all millions, but we can’t play the Elton card twice. Find me another follically challenged Limey homunculus!’ And so it was that Phil Collins ended up writing this, the undisputed nadir of the entire Disney canon, which is saying something. It’s less a song, more a precision-tooled purse-squeezing sugar-missile aimed right at the hearts of no-taste Mums the world over.

    Worst line: ‘I know we’re different but deep inside us we're not that different at all.’ Come again?

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    You’ll Be in My Heart
  • The entire soundtrack

    The Country Bears (2002)

    The singers: Some giant, crudely animatronic bears. What, you had to ask?

    The songs: God, it’s just too depressing to even go into. There’s these bears, and they sing music that an executive at Disney has decided is country but actually sounds like the mid-point between The Eagles and Justin Bieber. All the songs sound roughly the same, and many of them have important messages about playing it cool and rocking out. Oh, and it’s based on a theme park attraction. And Haley Joel Osment sings. And they cover The Byrds.

    Why it’s annoying: See above, then add the fact that, for some terrifying reason, Christopher Walken is in it. And Elton John. And, inexplicably, Willie Nelson. Country is dead.

    Worst line: ‘You, you got to believe, to bring out the kid in you.’

    The entire soundtrack

Whistle While You Work

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)

The singer: Pampered princess turned forest fugitive Snow White (Adriana Caselotti).

The song: After a harrowing night sleeping rough in a woodland glade, a surprisingly perky Snow White stumbles across a seemingly abandoned cottage. Outraged by the mess within, our clean-freak heroine enlists the help of numerous cutesy critters to spruce the place up, all the while singing a jolly, falsetto-pitched ditty about the pleasures of gainful employment (something this erstwhile aristocrat presumably knows sod-all about). Amazingly, none of her furry companions craps on the kitchen floor.

Why it's annoying: It's a recognised fact that any song featuring whistling is unbearable, with the exception of ‘Dock of the Bay’. Add a crude up-by-the-bootstraps message about perking up and putting your back into it – not to mention a deeply unsubtle ‘woman’s place is in the home’ subtext – and the result is basically a Tory manifesto with added squirrels.

Worst line: ‘Don’t let it bother you, forget your troubles, try to be just like a cheerful chickadee!’

Read review

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Jo D
Jo D

Your list is bad, and you should feel bad.


Under the Sea is renowned as being one of the most popular Disney songs going, as are Hakuna Matata and I wanna Be Like You.


Because you don't like them (or like other people singing them, or like the accents they are sung in etc etc) doesn't make them annoying, it means you have questionable taste.


Now get back to being distinctly average in Hull's Midfield and stop writing articles.