The Watch (15)

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Science fiction

From left to right: Jonah Hill, Ben Stiller, Richard Ayoade and Vince Vaughn in The Watch

Jonah Hill, Ben Stiller, Richard Ayoade, Vince Vaughn, The Watch

Time Out rating:

<strong>Rating: </strong>2/5

User ratings:

<strong>Rating: </strong>3/5
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Time Out says

Mon Aug 20 2012

American superstore Costco gets an iffy amount of brand exposure in this marginally amusing alien-invasion comedy: it provides employment for Ben Stiller’s milquetoast hero and houses a climactic, explosives-heavy showdown between man and extraterrestrial. It’s an apt enough association for a film packaged as pure product, aiming to snare the combined markets for loudmouth comics, sci-fi action and, er, Richard Ayoade – who, however seemingly misplaced, is the freshest thing here.

When a colleague is gruesomely murdered by a slime-trailing killer, Stiller forms a neighbourhood watch force, though fellow members Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill and Ayoade are more interested in bromantic boozing than keeping the peace. As is the film: the intrusion of a somewhat mangy-looking Third Kind doesn’t distract the script from its strict agenda of dick jokes and casual xenophobia. (Aliens, Latinos and Brits are on an equal footing here.) The laughs are as cheap and cheerful as the effects, but the film’s dim laddishness is troubling: Hill’s sociopathic NRA poster boy is ‘too awesome for the police’, apparently, though he seems a greater danger than the aliens.

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Release details

Rated:

15

UK release:

Fri Aug 24 2012

Duration:

102 mins

Cast and crew

Director:

Akiva Schaffer

Screenwriter:

Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg

Cast:

Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill, Ben Stiller

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Rated as: 3/5 (6 ratings)
  • lol

    minicid Thu Jan 31
    Rated as: 5/5
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  • Deserves a 3 star. From the trailers you could see its not a classic but just a movie to go to if you've not much else planned. Loved Jonah hill & typical vince vaughn acting-his lines/catchphrases/characters are getting tiresome as they seem to be the same in every movie hes in.

    Ric Sun Sep 23 2012
    Rated as: 3/5
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  • Highly enjoyable garbage. Ghost Busters for cunts like me! 6+/10

    scrumpyjack Sat Sep 15 2012
    Rated as: 3/5
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  • Puerile, juvenile, predictable and LOL hilarious. Loved it.

    Rob Wed Sep 5 2012
    Rated as: 3/5
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  • non -watchable

    USMAN LATIF KHAWAJA Wed Aug 29 2012
    Rated as: 1/5
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  • It's possible, gobby bollocks.

    ARCHGATE Wed Aug 29 2012
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  • Is it possible for any amateur critic to say they don't like a film without also pegging it as one of the worst films ever made? Try casting your eyes along the shelves of straight to DVD crap in your local Blockbusters before resorting to such hyperbole, please.

    Spongesquare Bobpants Wed Aug 29 2012
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  • Totally bewildered by this clap-trap buddy-buddy alien invasion MESS. One of the worst films ever made. Stick needles in your eyes rather than see this.

    ARCHGATE Tue Aug 28 2012
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  • A laugh free zone where it seems casual racism and knob gags seems to pass as entertainment. A film best seen, if you have to, with a friend who has an orange mobile phone because anything more than two for the price of one seems like a price too high for a by the numbers lame comedy. Worth two stars, just, to differentiate it from the Keith Lemon farago.

    Ian Mon Aug 27 2012
    Rated as: 2/5
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