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Bookmark this pageHardbodies (1984)
Director: Mark Griffiths
Movie review
From Time Out Film Guide
Soft porn from Columbia Pictures (let's name 'n shame 'em) without a single redeeming feature. Middle-aged cretins concoct a scheme for picking up girls by throwing parties and pretending to be talent scouts, with the Young Hero as front-man. The cretins are a hit with the party girls who can't wait to strip off. But they mess with Young Hero's steady, are duly humiliated and True Romance triumphs. Middle-aged cretins wanting to try this at home should put out a casting call for Hardbodies 2 immediately.Author: DO
Cast & crew
Director: Mark Griffiths
Producer: Jeff Begun, Ken Dalton
Cast: Grant Cramer, Teal Roberts, Gary Wood, Michael Rapport, Sorrells Pickard full cast
Genre(s): Comedy
Duration: 87 mins
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