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Barnyard (2006)
Director: Steve Oedekerk
Movie review
From Time Out London
There’s one particular comic strip in Gary Larson’s ‘The Far Side’ collection that features a herd of cows standing up on their hind legs, discussing vital matters of the day. Cut to frame two where one of them shouts ‘Car!’ and, in the following frame, they’re all back to grazing on all fours purely for the benefit of us humans. That’s the gist behind this half-baked CGI offering from Nickelodeon; a film that manages to say less in 90 minutes than Larson achieved in three simple panels. The film alights on a primary-coloured farmstead presided over by a chubby farmer who is blissfully unaware that his clichéd collection of animals – headed by macho bull Ben – can, in the best traditions of anthropomorphism, all walk and talk. Ben’s getting on a bit, though, so he’s priming his son Otis for leadership. But all Otis wants to do is party. Will Otis ever get his act together? Do we care? The animation here is of the plastic toy variety but that’s not the real sin. The real sin is seeing a bull… with udders! What the hell is that all about? Aside from a couple of successfully dark moments involving a gang of coyotes, most of this fatuous film is loud, raucous and dispiritingly unfunny.Author: Derek Adams
Time Out London Issue 1887: October 17-24 2006
User reviews of this film
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- Bryan said...
- Posted on Oct 26 2009 16:48 Even weirder, there IS a BULL in the movie. When the animals have there night party in the beginning of the movie, there is a part where Bessie (one of the female cows) takes two chairs from 1. A cow and 2. A BULL. The Bull had no utters and was obviously a Bull. Just very strange why they didn't make the other "male cows" like this. The bull didn't have utters.
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- motheroftwo said...
- Posted on Jul 25 2007 17:17 This film is dreadful, not funny and a complete waste of viewing time, avoid at all costs
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Cast & crew
Director: Steve Oedekerk
Producer: Steve Oedekerk, Paul Marshal
Cast: Kevin James, Courteney Cox, Sam Elliott, Danny Glover, Wanda Sykes, Andie MacDowell full cast
Genre(s): Children's, Comedy
Rated: PG
Duration: 90 mins
UK Release: Oct 20 2006
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