13 Assassins

Film

Time Out rating:

<strong>Rating: </strong>5/5

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<strong>Rating: </strong>2/5
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Time Out says

Tue May 3 2011

Likely to tan the high-concept hides of every Hollywood action flick this year, this majestically violent film from ultra-prolific Japanese maestro Takashi Miike is probably the closest modern cinema has come to Akira Kurosawa’s mud-and-blood-caked Samurai showdowns.

The first hour is a pure, slowburn tease. One plot strain demonstrates the outlandish barbarism of a feudal lord, while another has a select unit of fighters hatching a grand plan to take him down. The film is built as a long crescendo, opening at a level of considered, Zen-like reflection and ending with a prolonged cacophony of elaborate, town-wide annihilation.

There are occasional dashes of CGI for elements that couldn’t be staged for the camera (cue rampaging herds of burning bulls), but Miike’s film is all the more triumphant for offering elaborate, tangible sets, elegant period attire, hardboiled dialogue and rolling oceans of glorious, rosy red blood. Pure joy.
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Release details

UK release:

2010

Duration:

126 mins

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Director:

Takashi Miike

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Rated as: 2/5 (16 ratings)
  • It seems the film has the merit of pleasing some, though I for one definitely did not get its brilliance. The bad guy is simply a maniac, and aside from his lieutenant no one in his army has a character, they are just interchangeable figures who fall silently when mortally wounded (goodies die more slowly, but always bravely). The comic inserts were poor slapstick that didn't fit in. It's like we've made no progress since the westerns of the 1950s. Perhaps TO should have a committee to OK five star ratings, so you don't collectively make fools of yourselves.

    Andrew Mon Feb 13 2012
    Rated as: 2/5
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  • To think, I was cnofuesd a minute ago.

    To think, I was cnofuesd Sat Jan 21 2012
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  • Same old, same old. 5 * hardly. Last hour was endlessly boring.

    Robert Thornton Mon Aug 15 2011
    Rated as: 1/5
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  • Has anyone seen the original 1962 (Was it?) film?

    Rohne hill Tue Jul 19 2011
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  • But again, good fun.

    Rohne Hill Tue Jul 19 2011
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  • Good fun but nowhere close to the majesty of Seven Samurai, with personally more than just a nod happening there, or the work of Kurosawa in general. Overall I didn't find it to be well characterised as the material or film structure demanded it to be, look what something like The Dirty Dozen achieved with similar narrative requisites. The usual, although less of them, Miike Takeshi flourishes really helped here, but as always they're both amusing and disposable. The political backdrop was effectively conveyed but this isn't a 5 star film or the work of a real Master.

    Rohne hill Tue Jul 19 2011
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  • >>this list of comments by what seems to be mostly a bunch of illiterate commentators, whose main prejudice seems to be that the film is 'Japanese' << Gitface, from nice Phil: I've tidied up your error of grammar here so that you'll look a bit less of a tit. Best.

    Phil Ince Mon Jul 4 2011
    Rated as: 1/5
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  • Phil Incidental. Stick to your Guy Richie movies and your Daily Mirror leave the complicated stuff to those that can read.

    Ghidera Wed Jun 1 2011
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  • Your day will come, clitslop. Just keep plugging away.

    Phil Ince Wed Jun 1 2011
    Rated as: 1/5
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  • Ppl like you get all the barnis. I just get to say thanks for he answer.

    Ppl like you get all the Wed Jun 1 2011
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