Pompeii (12A)

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Pompeii

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Fri Apr 25 2014

Parmageddon is nigh in this cheesy ancient-world action melodrama whose simmering main character is a moody Mount Vesuvius. The structure of ‘Gladiator’ looms large as sullen slave turned fighter Milo (Kit Harington from ‘Game of Thrones’, with a six pack and five fewer facial expressions) draws the attention of Cassia (Emily Browning), a wealthy daughter of the city. Unfortunately, such flirtations are frowned upon in AD 79, especially by rapacious Roman senator Corvus (Kiefer Sutherland), who claims the young woman for his prize while ordering his guards to ‘Kill them, kill them all!’, no less than twice.

It feels like centuries before multiple horizon shots of the volcano become the full-on eruption we’re waiting for. Digital plumes of fireballs are impressive, as will be your ability to detach from the human tragedy onscreen. ‘Pompeii’ didn’t have to be so bad: elsewhere, director Paul WS Anderson has displayed a flair for stylish nonsense, particularly with ‘Resident Evil’ (2002). But there’s not enough villainy here – nor lip-smacking comeuppance – to justify anyone’s death by ash or falling column.

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12A

UK release:

Fri May 2, 2014

Duration:

105 mins

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Ms Domestic

Titanic on a Volcano.  Seen the plot before, rich girl with heart of gold falls for rough boy, has snooty "boyfriend" who deserves a come uppance and all this melodrama is played against an iceberg/volcano induced disaster.  On the one hand I would sit through anything featuring Kit Harington not wearing the layered look of The Wall, but it would have been nice if Mr Anderson knew if he was directing a Romance, a Distaster Movie, a Buddy Movie or Fight Club.  It was all rolled into one and I rather enjoyed it.  Bit players were dispatched carelessly and the main protagonists survived for long enough to drag the story out.  I was so glad that the ending was not identical to Titanic's.