The 50 best Star Wars characters

The essential list of our favourite characters in a galaxy far, far away...

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Clumsy Stormtrooper

Who is he?
As platoons of Imperial stormtroopers pursue our heroes around the first Death Star, one particularly inelegant footsoldier manages to give himself a mighty good crack on the noggin with a partially-descended blast door.

Why do we love him?
Because we always root for the underdog. And also because imperfection is something to be treasured, particularly in these times of CGI-up-the-wazoo blockbusters (see the deeply unfunny pratfalling battle droids in ‘The Phantom Menace’ for proof).

  1. Key line: ‘Ow!’
    Seen in: ‘Star Wars’
49

Major Bren Derlin

Who is he?
A Rebel Alliance officer during the short stay on the ice planet of Hoth who bears a striking resemblance to a certain Boston barfly…

Why do we love him?
Because he’s played by the legendary John Ratzenberger, aka Cliff from ‘Cheers’, in an enormous pair of lime-green snow goggles and a pretty dashing ’tache. But it’s a tiny part, which is why almost nobody knows his name (sorry).

  1. Key line: ‘Your Highness, there's nothing more we can do tonight. The shield doors must be closed. Now who fancies a beer?’ (Okay, we added the last bit.)
    Seen in: ‘The Empire Strikes Back’
48

Itchy

Who is he?
Chewbacca’s dad, just an ordinary hairy-collared guy trying to keep his head down and scratch out a meagre living in this crazy universe.

Why do we love him?
Because he’s the only completely normal dude in the entire ‘Star Wars’ canon: his interests include drinking, snoozing, hanging out with his boys and interacting with pervy holograms while the wife cooks Bantha rump in the background. Imagine a hirsute Homer Simpson and you’re pretty much there.

  1. Key line: ‘Erotically charged howl!’
    Seen in: ‘The Star Wars Holiday Special’ (this is the only character in our list drawn from somewhere other than the six-film canon).
47

The Rancor Keeper

Who is he?
As his job title suggests, Malakili (his name, apparently) is the burly, leather-hatted slob hired by Jabba the Hutt to tend his captive man-eating monster, the infamous Rancor.

Why do we love him?
Because his weepy distress at the death of his beloved pet provides a moment of completely unexpected pathos in the midst of all the yelling and gunfire, reminding us that even the most mindless killing machine needs someone to love him/her/it.

  1. Key line: ‘Sobs!’
    Seen in: ‘Return of the Jedi’
46

Lobot

Who is he?
Lando Calrissian’s head of security, a slapheaded cyborg mute with a seriously funky wraparound headpiece.

Why do we love him?
Because he’s a great example of what the ‘Star Wars’ series does so well: guys who make a great impression without saying a word. Lobot just strides about the place looking all bald and in charge, defying the Empire without breaking a sweat. The only thing uncool about him is his rubbish name.

  1. Key line: We suspect he may be able to speak, but is just too achingly hip to actually bother.
    Seen in: ‘The Empire Strikes Back’
45

Admiral Ozzel

Who is he?
The chief officer aboard Darth Vader’s giant star destroyer Executor, and the man in charge of finding those pesky rebels.

Why do we love him?
Because he dies well, and that’s an art. Ozzel’s demise – choking and clutching at his neck as Darth works his long-distance Dark Side mojo – is perhaps the most memorable in the entire series, responsible for giving a whole generation of kids the screaming heebie-jeebies.

  1. Key line: ‘Lord Vader, the fleet has moved out of lightspeed and we're preparing to- accccch…’
    Seen in: ‘The Empire Strikes Back’
44

Chief Jawa

Who is he?
Clan leader for a roving bunch of squeaky, ratlike, robot-scavenging desert midgets. Hey, it’s a living…

Why do we love him?
Because he’s basically the ass-end-of-the-galaxy’s nearest equivalent to a fast-talking used car salesman: roll up, roll up, get the finest robots at keraaaazy prices! Plus he attempts to pull a fast one on old sourpuss Uncle Owen, making him our kind of scum.

  1. Key line: ‘Utini!’
    Seen in: ‘Star Wars’
43

Death Star gunner

Who is he?
To be fair, we’re stretching the definition of ‘character’ somewhat here (and not, it must be said, for the first or final time). The Death Star gunner is basically just an extremely cool hat with, we assume, a fairly unpleasant person inside.

Why do we love him?
It’s all about the upside-down helmet and the creepy black jumpsuit, which work together to make him look like nothing so much as a Darth Vader mini-me. Plus he’s the man with his finger on the planet-shattering button (well, lever), so he deserves your respect, puny earthling.

  1. Key line: His actions speak volumes.
    Seen in: ‘Star Wars’ and ‘Return of the Jedi’
42

Jango Fett

Who is he?
He is the clones! Yes, bounty hunter Jango (good name, by the way) is not only the father of little troublemaker Boba, but the genetic source of every clone trooper in the entire galaxy. It’s like one of those sperm-donation comedies gone horribly, horribly wrong.

Why do we love him?
Well, he’s got a good outfit, he’s a crack shot with a poison dart and he’s the original owner of that slinky space-coffin, Slave 1. Plus he’s played by stone-faced Maori hardnut Temuera Morrison, arguably the only living New Zealander not to make it into the ‘Lord of the Rings’ movies. Hopefully this goes some little way to compensate.

  1. Key line: ‘I’m just a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe.’
    Seen in: ‘Attack of the Clones’
41

Sebulba

Who is he?
A ruthless pod-racing legend who looks like a genetic blend between a camel and a condom.

Why do we love him?
Because he comes this close – this close! – to splattering little Anakin Skywalker all over the canyon wall, which would not only have wiped out the single most irritating child in the universe but saved a heck of a lot of trouble further down the line. If you can watch ‘The Phantom Menace’ without praying for him to win, you’re made of more sentimental stuff than we are.

  1. Key line: ‘You won’t walk away from this one, slave scum!’ If only…
    Seen in: ‘The Phantom Menace’

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