The Hottie and the Nottie

A stark yet comforting reminder that cold, hard cash is no substitute for cold, hard talent. ‘The Hottie and the Nottie’ is an execrable Z-grade eugenics parable moonlighting as a sexy, disposable date movie. It stars socialite and non-actor Paris Hilton as a supple, semi-clad college grad who won’t go the distance unless her scabby, buck-toothed friend (Christine Lakin) can also get a date. This is bad news for beanpole sex pest, Nate Cooper (Joel Moore) who spends his days toadying over a well-thumbed snap of a six-year-old Paris, taken when they were at school together.

Lowering the misogyny bar to a level that would have had Betty Friedan choking on her carrot cake, this two-bit wank fantasy plays body fascism for laughs with a script that mistakes egregious tomcat jock-talk for engaging dialogue. In the end, not only do you find yourself rallying against Nate, but hoping that he is publicly neutered then killed before the credits roll. So, so bad.

Release details

Rated: 12A
Release date: Friday March 28 2008
Duration: 91 mins

Cast and crew

Director: Tom Putnam
Screenwriter: Heidi Ferrer
Cast: Paris Hilton
Joel Moore
Christine Lakin
Johann Urb

Average User Rating

5 / 5

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KittenSoft41019

This film just goes to show how high an opinion the deeply ugly (in all ways) Paris Hilton has of herself. I hope the poor reception this film has got proves to Ms Hilton how unpopular she is so that we are not forced to have her ugly mug on our TV and movie screens any more in this country. Piss off Hilton - and before you think I'm a jealous woman, I don't know of any man who finds you in any way attractive either!!!!! hahahahah!!!

kirky

paris hiltons soooooo hot just watchin her on the tv makes me horny if i watch her at the movies ill cum

kirky

paris hiltons soooooo hot just watchin her on the tv makes me horny if i watch her at the movies ill cum