I normally get annoyed by the idiots playing with their phones or noisely eating popcorn, but this time I was more interested in the jerk next to me grunting and munching his way through a carrier bag of extruded fat. As for the film, despite wanting to like it, it was pure ham. A shame as Thor was always my favourite god. Perhaps it's time to entrench into deeper atheism and add these Norse Gods to the list as they just aren't up to snuff.
Thor: The Dark World (12A)
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Time Out says
Wed Oct 23 2013
Some ingredients for making a ‘Thor’ sequel: one copy of ‘The Lord of the Rings’; one DVD of ‘Hellboy 2’; one complete set of ‘Masters of the Universe’ dolls; one footballers’ hairdressing manual from 1983; one ‘Idiot’s Guide to Norse Mythology’; and one retrospective rock album: ‘The Very Best of Yes’. This is a deeply silly, extremely noisy and sometimes impenetrable action movie that’s drowning in CGI, wild overacting and mullets. And it’s enormously entertaining.
We pick up the story shortly after events in 2012’s ‘The Avengers’: hissable horned villain Loki (Tom Hiddleston) languishes in Asgard’s deepest dungeon; bulging hero Thor (Chris Hemsworth) battles to reunite the Nine Realms; and Jane Foster (Natalie Portman) is in London studying dimensional anomalies and dating Richard (Chris O’Dowd). But it’s not long before an ancient enemy arises: this time it’s the dark elves, a gang of unpredictable intergalactic Tolkien re-enacters led by Christopher Eccleston in facepaint.
Most of what worked in 2011’s first ‘Thor’ works again: Hiddleston is campy and treacherous, Hemsworth is puppy-dog keen and there’s a nice line in knowing jokery clearly inspired by Joss Whedon’s script for ‘The Avengers’. But the first film’s shortcomings reappear too: the realm of Asgard looks like a gold-plated chocolate-box nightmare, Anthony Hopkins looks bored as uber-God Odin, and Thor’s gang of forgettable divine sidekicks do little but get in the way.
It’s when the action gets going that ‘The Dark World’ scores points over the original. This is a grander, pacier film crammed with sprawling prog-rock landscapes, masked elf armies and giant spaceships over Greenwich. And if the wormhole-hopping battle scenes do get a bit eye-frazzlingly and brain-bendingly convoluted, the best advice is just to buckle up and go with it.
Author: Tom Huddleston
Wed Oct 30, 2013
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Pacy, visually sumptuous fantasy actioner which never takes its self too seriously. Great entertainment.
Much like Iron Man 3 it looks like the Thor story has reached its natural conclusion and the main characters all looked and sounded as bored as I was leaving the cinema. It relies heavily on CGI with obligatory hammers moving in and out to make you feel you got your money's worth if you paid the extra for watching it in 3D. To that extent it looks great but the script is poor and the acting generally wooden. If you stay after the credits for the obligatory hint at the next film you will get a sense of impending doom as to how many more indentikit movies you will have to sit through to get to the end of the saga. I know it opened mid week to cash in on half term but the screening I was at was very sparsely attended for a Saturday. I might watch the next Captain America film but am highly unlikely to pay to see Thor 3. A middling two star just about OK film. Very glad I didn't stump up the extra for the Imax 3D.