I, Frankenstein

If a list is ever compiled of the most embarrassing screen moments featuring otherwise talented actors, the scene a few minutes into I, Frankenstein in which Miranda Otto announces, with a completely straight face, that she is Leonore, High Queen of the Gargoyle Order, must surely place somewhere near the top. But then, this excruciating 3-D romp catching up with Mary Shelley’s literary creation 200 years after he first drew breath is little more than a long series of such nail-bitingly awful moments, haphazardly stitched together. Aaron Eckhart plays the title character (the monster, not the scientist, in case there’s any confusion), who becomes entangled in a war between the aforementioned sentient statuary (the goodies) and an army of hellspawn led by Bill Nighy’s demon prince Naberius (the baddies). Nothing about this works: the effects are dire, the mythology confused and idiotic, Aussie director Stuart Beattie’s direction is leaden-footed and the entire affair is devoid of humour (not that it isn’t funny, just not intentionally so). Death would’ve been kinder.

Release details

Rated: PG-13
Release date: Friday January 24 2014
Duration: 92 mins

Cast and crew

Director: Stuart Beattie
Screenwriter: Stuart Beattie
Cast: Bill Nighy
Yvonne Clech
Aaron Eckhart
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