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The Cubs are hiring a DJ

Written by
Brent DiCrescenzo
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Do you own the Black Eyed Peas on CD? Do you know what sidechains are? Are you unemployed? Good news!

Tired of being the laughing stock of Major League Baseball, the Chicago Cubs have decided to boldly enter the 21st century and get into this whole EDM thing. The North Side baseball team has posted a job listing for a DJ. Prerequisites include:

Deep knowledge of music, both current trends and classic hits.

General knowledge of baseball and in-depth understanding of different situations throughout the game.

Understanding of Cubs fan base and Wrigley Field history.

So probably not some hip house dude from the Netherlands.

The Cubs DJ will report to the Wrigley Field Video Board Operations Manager, but the only boss you need obey are those boss-ass bass drops. Might we expect a sick DJ booth under the Jumbotron in the new bleacher section?

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