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"Undie Taker," loverslane.com, $19.95
"The Finger," buycostumes.com, $59.99
"Texas Hold 'Em," zoogstercostumes.com, $39.99
"Tassle Twilring Tessie," wondercostumes.com, $48.88
"Tape Measure," buycostumes.com, $64.99
"Super Sperm," hauntedprops.com, $67.77
"Skeleboner," buycostumes.com, $36.99
"She's the Bomb," buycostumes.com, $49.99
"Ring Toss," halloweenexpress.com, $42.99
"Retired Tooters," fantasytoyland.com, $14.95
"Pussy Magnet," halloweenexpress.com, $29.99
"Porn Scene Investigator," loverslane.com, $19.97
"Pole Dancer," buycostumes.com, $54.99
"Plug and Socket," halloweenexpress.com, $59.99
"Petting Zoo," halloweenexpress.com, $36.99
"Party in My Pants," zoogstercostumes.com, $24.99
"Open Condom Wrapper," costumesupercenter.com, $57.99
"One Night Stand," buycostumes.com, $42.99
"Naughty Nun," loverslane.com, $49.95
"Morning Wood," costumesupercenter.com, $34.99
"Mammogram Man," halloweenexpress.com, $34.99
"Mail Order Bride," buycostumes.com, $49.99
"Let's Get Physical," costumesupercenter.com, $39.99
"Keg," buycostumes.com, $39.99
"Hung Like a Horse," buycostumes.com, $34.99
"Honey Mooners," costumesupercenter.com, $25.99
"Holy Shit," halloweenexpress.com, $40.99
"Hey Amigo," amazon.com, $53.10
"Get Leid," starcostumes.com, $17.63
"Down for the Count," halloweenmart.com, $59.99
"Department of Erections," fantasycostumes.com, $36.39
"Country Lovin," costumesupercenter.com, $44.99
"Cougar Bait," buycostumes.com, $34.99
"Cock Block," zoogstercostumes.com, $29.99
"Chinese Takeout," halloweencostumedepot.com, $49.99
"Breathalyzer," buycostumes.com, $44.99
"Blunt Master," buycostumes.com, $36.99
"Blow Me Tissues," halloweenexpress.com, $48.99
"Biker Babe," costumesupercenter.com, $48.99
"Beaver Hunter," costumesupercenter.com, $31.99
"Banana Flasher," halloween31.com, $59.99
"Adult Pregnant Nun," cardandpartygiant.com, $29.99
"A Knight to Remember," zoogstercostumes.com, $49.99
For Halloween, some folks throw good taste out the window, if they had any to begin with.
One way to stand out from the rash of cats and Charlie Sheens and make sure you're remembered this Halloween is to dress as tastelessly as possible. These wildly inappropriate costumes, should you be brave enough to try them out, are guaranteed to make you the center of attention at your (adults only, we hope) party.
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