Heard on the street, February 14, 2013, edition

Humorous quotes overheard in Chicago.

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  • It�s fur, leather and down: It�s the turducken of hats.

  • You�re so skinny, veins are popping out of your head.

  • Sometimes, life gets up your skirt.

  • I�m not hungry but I really want to eat right now.

  • If I went back to school, I would definitely study psychology and shoe making.

  • Nice apartment, no real job�smells like a trust-fund kid to me.

  • Her face bothers me. She looks like a UFC fighter.

  • �You�re going to Alabama?� �No. Yo Gabba Gabba!�

  • He sounded hot, but, like, crackhead hot.

  • Blockbuster went out of business but they still think I have their copy of How to Be a Player from 1999.

  • �I drank Smirnoff last night.� �That makes two of us!�

  • �It�s near�what�s that place everyone likes in Wisconsin?� �Oh, Door County!�

It�s fur, leather and down: It�s the turducken of hats.


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