Heard on the street, February 14, 2013, edition

Humorous quotes overheard in Chicago.

1/12

It�s fur, leather and down: It�s the turducken of hats.

2/12

You�re so skinny, veins are popping out of your head.

3/12

Sometimes, life gets up your skirt.

4/12

I�m not hungry but I really want to eat right now.

5/12

If I went back to school, I would definitely study psychology and shoe making.

6/12

Nice apartment, no real job�smells like a trust-fund kid to me.

7/12

Her face bothers me. She looks like a UFC fighter.

8/12

�You�re going to Alabama?� �No. Yo Gabba Gabba!�

9/12

He sounded hot, but, like, crackhead hot.

10/12

Blockbuster went out of business but they still think I have their copy of How to Be a Player from 1999.

11/12

�I drank Smirnoff last night.� �That makes two of us!�

12/12

�It�s near�what�s that place everyone likes in Wisconsin?� �Oh, Door County!�

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