That�s one of the reasons I�m glad I�m not a girl: I have never had to wear a bridesmaid dress.
We are prepping for the barbecue. I�m basically Paula Deen up in here-without the racism.
All were within my sight: signs that read �abusive language will not be tolerated,� a lady reading Cat Fancy and a neck tattoo of a shining sun kissing a crescent moon.
This is my impression of you: �Sorry, dude, I can�t. I�m seeing Pat Benatar at Hawthorne Racecourse.�
If you were busy, who was putting those Justin Bieber photos on your Instagram all day?
It�s Pixar, dog. Can�t go wrong with that.
Oh, snap. Guess who I�m watching on Cook County public-access TV? It�s Toni Toni Toni Preckwinkle.
I don�t go on roadtrips to learn shit!
I�m too scared of the kitchen window to have my eyes covered.
Can we maybe work on the cheeseburger puzzle?