Heard on the street, July 10, 2013 edition

Funny quotes overheard in Chicago.

1/10

That�s one of the reasons I�m glad I�m not a girl: I have never had to wear a bridesmaid dress.

2/10

We are prepping for the barbecue. I�m basically Paula Deen up in here-without the racism.

3/10

All were within my sight: signs that read �abusive language will not be tolerated,� a lady reading Cat Fancy and a neck tattoo of a shining sun kissing a crescent moon.

4/10

This is my impression of you: �Sorry, dude, I can�t. I�m seeing Pat Benatar at Hawthorne Racecourse.�

5/10

If you were busy, who was putting those Justin Bieber photos on your Instagram all day?

6/10

It�s Pixar, dog. Can�t go wrong with that.

7/10

Oh, snap. Guess who I�m watching on Cook County public-access TV? It�s Toni Toni Toni Preckwinkle.

8/10

I don�t go on roadtrips to learn shit!

9/10

I�m too scared of the kitchen window to have my eyes covered.

10/10

Can we maybe work on the cheeseburger puzzle?

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