Heard on the street, March 21, 2013, edition

Funny quotes overheard in Chicago.

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  • Like, all of my friends live in Logan Square.

  • By the way, we�re having the whitest conversation ever right now.

  • You just want to go home early and get doughnuts. You have glazed intentions.

  • I don�t hate yellow cats. I just think they�re dumb and ugly.

  • She took the whole rain forest and printed it out.

  • He�s like Tim Gunn with an extra 300 pounds.

  • We live in a time when two gay guys host a talk show. That�s pretty amazing, right?

  • She�s been making bad choices since elementary school.

  • I want to keep watching this show. It�s so irritating.

  • His pants are too high for my taste.

  • That was a tofu fart.

  • She�s definitely crying, but it went really well!

Like, all of my friends live in Logan Square.


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