Heard on the street, March 21, 2013, edition

Funny quotes overheard in Chicago.

1/12

Like, all of my friends live in Logan Square.

2/12

By the way, we�re having the whitest conversation ever right now.

3/12

You just want to go home early and get doughnuts. You have glazed intentions.

4/12

I don�t hate yellow cats. I just think they�re dumb and ugly.

5/12

She took the whole rain forest and printed it out.

6/12

He�s like Tim Gunn with an extra 300 pounds.

7/12

We live in a time when two gay guys host a talk show. That�s pretty amazing, right?

8/12

She�s been making bad choices since elementary school.

9/12

I want to keep watching this show. It�s so irritating.

10/12

His pants are too high for my taste.

11/12

That was a tofu fart.

12/12

She�s definitely crying, but it went really well!

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