Heard on the street, May 30, 2013, edition

Funny quotes overheard in Chicago.

1/10

"Sometimes the bus sounds like something getting whipped. Like Jesus getting whipped."

2/10

Picking a President is like picking ice cream. You can pick chocolate, or vanilla."

3/10

"I hate sports; I like sports radio."

4/10

"How do you get mugged in a car wash?"

5/10

"I can make you dentures in my basement."

6/10

"They were in this drunken Jeep, with all these ideas."

7/10

"I'm going to watch this girl throw up now."

8/10

"Listening to Howard Stern is like listening to a talking boner."

9/10

"i have too much Asperger's in me to care if they think i'm out of place."

10/10

"People who go to Rolling Stones concerts don't take public transportation."

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