Heard on the street, May 30, 2013, edition

Funny quotes overheard in Chicago.

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  • "Sometimes the bus sounds like something getting whipped. Like Jesus getting whipped."

  • Picking a President is like picking ice cream. You can pick chocolate, or vanilla."

  • "I hate sports; I like sports radio."

  • "How do you get mugged in a car wash?"

  • "I can make you dentures in my basement."

  • "They were in this drunken Jeep, with all these ideas."

  • "I'm going to watch this girl throw up now."

  • "Listening to Howard Stern is like listening to a talking boner."

  • "i have too much Asperger's in me to care if they think i'm out of place."

  • "People who go to Rolling Stones concerts don't take public transportation."

"Sometimes the bus sounds like something getting whipped. Like Jesus getting whipped."


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