Is that guy homeless or dressed as a scarecrow?
I wanna go to Chattanooga for the reunion, wear a nice suit and pretend that my life is going well.
You know the history of the opposable thumb is to jerk off, right?
I told Dusty I was going to eat his mom�s asshole and he didn�t respond.
I think �New York cake� is code for cocaine.
What more can you ask for? Beers, bands and bros. Bring on the bitches!
I just had a total Kevin McAllister moment. I was walking down the street and both of my grocery bags broke.
If your 13-year-old boy is wearing a Chanel hoodie, you might want to start wondering about him.
This is the most chillwave pizza box ever!