Do you wanna go back and talk to my 15-year-old self? I sure don’t.
I could fly higher than an eagle, because you are the wind beneath my knees.
I’m not antisocial, but if we’re not boozing, I don’t want to eat no damn sushi.
I might need to watch it again. I was fucked up on drugs and dozing off.
“Are you an anti-dentite?” “Yes, I’m a fucking anti-dentite!”
I thought it was just okay, but I have better taste than everyone.
It’s because I took, like, 17 tequila shots before I made the phone call.
I haven’t actually been diagnosed. I’m not sure I really want to know.
Just got a little white dove tattooed on my big, dirty monster.
I love smelling my dog’s ear infection.