1. Wanna make a prep plan for sea level rise?
2. No, I don’t want air conditioning in this lovely cab.
3. Let’s party in Broward tonight!
4. Cranes? I haven’t seen any in years.
5. I think New Yorkers should visit more often to tell us what's hot and hip.
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6. Winter’s coming; brace yourself.
7. What do I have to do to find a good cafecito around here?
8. We take such pride in preserving our historical landmarks.
9. Our roadways are orderly and completely safe.
10. Miami is too homogenous for me.
11. This is such a walkable city.
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12. Why aren’t you wearing more clothes?!
13. Pop bottles? No, thanks.
14. Let’s ride the bus to work instead of driving.
15. Let’s do Art Basel every month! The traffic makes me feel alive!
16. It’s a breeze to find fresh-from-Florida produce at the grocery store.
17. Brickell is a ghost town.
18. I’m only happy when it rains.
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19. No, honey, I’ve never even heard of Scarlett’s.
20. I wish we could party more.
21. I’m betting on the Dolphins to win the Super Bowl this year.
22. I’m so grateful for our esteemed public education system.
23. Someone should put a moratorium on pool parties.
24. Sober living! Woo!
25. I love spending $150 per person for dinner at my cozy neighborhood spot.
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26. I wish more people would go to Art Walk in Wynwood.
27. I don’t sweat.
28. Miami is packed with old people.
29. It’s cool that major sports networks think the AAA is in South Beach.
30. The cost of living here is very low.
31. LeBron James.
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32. We’re so proud of our Cocaine Cowboys heritage and the stigma that won’t go away.
33. It’s great that foreign money fuels our city’s growth; we don’t need to worry about the day it could disappear.
34. I’m all about that treble.
35. I’d never be friends with someone who has a boat.
36. Valet should be at least $40. That’s totally reasonable.
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37. The bridge never goes up when I’m late.
38. Clear! No corruption here.
39. I wish more bloggers would pretend to be experts.
40. Flip flops are strictly prohibited.