Have you heard the thrilling news? San Francisco is officially bidding to host the 2024 Olympic Games. And while we’ve never hosted the Games before, the City by the Bay has been itching for an opportunity for decades. Now might just be our chance. One surefire way to impress the IOC? Highlight the areas in which we truly excel. Allow us to present the Top 10 sports San Francisco would utterly dominate:
1. Standing in line for artisanal food
2. Jay-walking
3. Protesting issues affecting foreign countries
4. Street parking (Come ON. That is an arduous physical task.)
5. Dressing in layers
6. Cycling down Market Street
7. Entering/Exiting muni
8. Hill-hiking
9. Brunching
10. Google bus obstacle course