The ten best movie witches
Hollywood's most notable hocus pocus hags
Tue Feb 12 2013
Jane Spofford, Alexandra Medford and Sukie Ridgemont
(Michelle Pfeiffer, Susan Sarandon and Cher)
'The Witches of Eastwick' (1987)
Small-town chic. These three middle-class, middle-American ladies-who-lunch may dabble in the dark arts, but they don’t go in for the whole black-hat-and-broomstick aesthetic.
Bullying poor town busybody Veronica Cartwright by making her vomit cherry stones until her husband beats her to death with a poker. Nice work, ladies.
3/10. The real terror in town is Jack Nicholson’s seductive, satanic homunculus. The women are just pawns in his game.
‘I hope his dick is bigger than his IQ.’