Cozy Inn

What this bar lacks in atmosphere, it makes up for in heavy-handed pours and a gorgeous shuffleboard table—plus enough Christmas lights to last a lifetime. There's also pool and darts, though for any of these bar games, you'll have to wait your turn behind the regulars, whom, it must be noted, are usually a little buzzed and a little territorial. There's no food on offer, but you're welcome to bring anything in or even order delivery. There's also a sizeable parking lot, which is great if you're only there for a drink or two—any more and you might want to get a ride with someone else.