Nikita Bitch Project, age 30
If a pastie pops onstage: I would have nipple covers that say "Nah" underneath the pasties!
Sexiest place in LA: Brookledge Follies.
Favorite body part: Underboob.
Best pick-up line after a show: "Every time I get a chance to see you perform, I get as excited as a kid on Christmas morning."
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