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Dracula Untold

  • Rated as: 1/5

‘Game of Thrones’: so much to answer for. With its mittel-European medieval setting, royal hostage-taking and epic mountain landscapes, this atrocious effects-heavy actioner has far more in common with the work of George RR Martin than Bram Stoker’s classic horror story. It even lifts a large chunk of its cast from the hugely popular HBO TV series. (read more)

Million Dollar Arm

  • Rated as: 3/5

Sports agent J.B. Bernstein (Jon Hamm) used to be the Big Man on the Block, yet when we first meet him in Craig Gillespie’s paint-by-numbers baseball movie, he can barely make ends meet. Then a fleeting moment of channel-surfing inspiration involving a cricket match and—no joke—Susan Boyle’s viral performance of “I Dreamed a Dream” gives him a career-resuscitating scheme: Go East, middle-aged man, and run a talent competition to discover the first major-league pitchers from India. Million Dollar Arm aims to be the USA's national pastime’s Slumdog Millionaire, a First World–meets–Third World melodrama with sports as the grand uniter. (read more)

The Equalizer

  • Rated as: 1/5

Denzel Washington plays Robert McCall, a Boston widower, all-night-diner regular and avenging angel who likes to even the odds. If you’re an abused prostitute in need of a pimp beatdown, he’ll be there. If you’re a chubby co-worker lacking the motivation to lose weight and land that big security-guard promotion, he’ll put you on a fitness regimen. But there’s some sad maths happening when Hollywood tries to equalise one of its most distinctive leading men with generic action parts that even Liam Neeson would scowl at. (read more)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

  • Rated as: 2/5

“A little froth” is what NYC journalism-school grad April (Megan Fox) seems headed for, as her station steers her toward puff pieces. It’s a good thing, then, that one night’s snooping around the docks puts her in contact with our crime-busting “heroes in a half shell,” who quickly take over the movie (relegating Fox to the duty of cowering behind pylons). Utterly inessential, this slightly cheap-looking reboot of the Turtles franchise is froth too—it might even be too tame for the kids who make up the target audience. (read more)

How I Live Now

  • Rated as: 3/5

Kevin Macdonald’s slightly drab adaptation of Meg Rosoff’s popular teen novel would be nothing without Saoirse Ronan playing pain-in-ass Daisy. Poker-straight bleached hair, angry black eyeliner and huffy snarl, she’s perfect as Rosoff’s prickly, vulnerable 16-year-old – dumped in the English countryside for the summer to live with her boho British cousins as Word War III breaks out. (read more)

Annabelle

  • Rated as: 2/5

Horror filmmakers are terrible at putting away childish things – least of all creepy Annabelle, a doll with burning eyes and skin the slightest hint of rotting green. She’s been sprung from her glass case in 2013’s ‘The Conjuring’ for this underwhelming prequel. Everything organic from James Wan’s retro smash feels aggressively ‘vintage’ and showy in this film directed by his cameraman, John R Leonetti. Set in a Charles Manson-spooked 1969, it stars a young couple, Mia (Annabelle Wallis) and John (Ward Horton), who – if you haven’t guessed it from their names – are about to live through their own ‘Rosemary’s Baby’. (read more)

Winter Sleep

  • Rated as: 4/5

Like his last film ‘Once Upon a Time in Anatolia’, Nuri Bilge Ceylan’s ‘Winter Sleep’ unfolds before the epic backdrop of Turkey’s rural steppes, an already unforgiving landscape now made even more alienating by snow, ice and wind. But while that film, an existential murder mystery, was a patchwork of silence and extraordinary images punctuated by pointed chat, here talk is the order of the day. ‘Winter Sleep’ gives us a few days in the life of Aydin (Haluk Bilginer), a hotel owner and landlord in a remote Anatolian community where houses are carved into rock. Aydin’s relationships with his young wife Nihal (Melisa Sözen) and sister Necla (Demet Akbag) are troubled. (read more)

The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby: Them

  • Rated as: 3/5

All the lonely people, where do they all belong? For Eleanor Rigby (Jessica Chastain), the damaged, ill-named figure at the heart of Ned Benson’s strikingly ambitious directorial debut, that’s a riddle not easily solved. Reeling from tragedy, Eleanor hacks off her hair, re-enrolls in college classes and uproots from downtown Manhattan to the Westport, Connecticut, home of her parents (William Hurt and Isabelle Huppert), all with nary a word to her bar-owner husband, Conor (James McAvoy). While she grieves through reinvention, Conor juggles multiple losses: searching for his AWOL wife, mending his relationship with his own father (Ciarán Hinds) and facing the closure of the East Village haunt he runs with his best friend (Bill Hader). (read more)

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The Dance Of Reality

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