Best dive bars

The best dive bars offer low-key nights, greasy snacks, and cheap beer and cocktails. Here are our favorites.

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Best dive bars in Chicago for cheap drinks and no-frills fun: Alice's

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Best dive bars in Chicago for cheap drinks and no-frills fun: Archie's

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Best dive bars in Chicago for cheap drinks and no-frills fun: Beachwood Inn

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Best dive bars in Chicago for cheap drinks and no-frills fun: Bialystok

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Best dive bars in Chicago for cheap drinks and no-frills fun: Carol's Pub

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Best dive bars in Chicago for cheap drinks and no-frills fun: Chipp Inn

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Best dive bars in Chicago for cheap drinks and no-fills fun: Gino's North Pizzeria

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Best dive bars in Chicago for cheap drinks and no-frills fun: Happy Village

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Best dive bars in Chicago for cheap drinks and no-frills fun: J & M Tap

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Best dive bars in Chicago for cheap drinks and no-frills fun: L & L Tavern

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Best dive bars in Chicago for cheap drinks and no-frills fun: Ola's

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Best dive bars in Chicago for cheap drinks and no-frills fun: Old Town Ale House

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Best dive bars in Chicago for cheap drinks and no-frills fun: Richard's Bar

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Best dive bars in Chicago for cheap drinks and no-frills fun: Rose's Bar

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Best dive bars in Chicago for cheap drinks and no-frills fun: Rossi's

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Best dive bars in Chicago for cheap drinks and no-frills fun: Zakopane

Fancy nights out are fun and all, but sometimes you just want to pull up a barstool to a bar that doesn't require a dress code. We love the best dive bars in Chicago because the bartenders won't give you the side eye for ordering the cheapest beer on the menu. And lucky for Chicago drinkers, hole-in-the-wall dive bars exist on just about every other corner of the city. Visit one of these no-frills beer bars, dive bars and neighborhood taverns, and become a bar fly in no time. But don't forget to stop by the ATM before ordering your drink; many of these bars are cash-only.

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Alice's Lounge

This long, wooden bar is helmed by a few middle-aged women who, on Sundays, mix huge batches of kamikazes and sell them for $2 a pop—but the real draw here is karaoke. If you get there and the door’s locked, don’t get discouraged. Just ring the bell over and over again (sometimes the bartenders can’t hear it over yet another version of “Don’t Stop Believin’ ”).

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Archie’s

This inconspicuous bar is equal parts after-work dive and Antiques Roadshow. Amid dusty knickknacks and bric-a-brac, the family who runs the place will pour you a stiff drink and then try to sell you a Civil War–era revolver, a set of buffalo-themed shot glasses or anything else lying around—anything except for the patriarch’s wall-mounted marlin and the Hamm’s sign hanging out front.

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Humboldt Park

Beachwood Inn

No hipsters, no yuppies, no class-drawing lines here—just regular neighborhood folks in this one-room watering hole taking turns on the pool table or playing games like Scrabble and Connect Four. The scatterbrained decor (old movie posters, sports crap, beer memorabilia) is as random as the jukebox, which offers pre-’90s tunes from the Pretenders to Michael Jackson.

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Bialystok

A silver disco ball throws bright spots onto tomato-red walls and a mini karaoke stage at one of the longest-standing Polish joints in this area. Cocktails may be 50 cents more during Saturday-night karaoke, but Mondays still offer $5 pitchers, and a penny-pincher special can be had on nearly every other night of the week (especially if you’re into kamikazes). Go quick before this one goes the way of Wicker Park.

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Carol’s Pub

A honky-tonk in Sheridan Park with $1.50 domestics on Mondays, country & western karaoke on Thursdays and the house band Diamondback on weekends, featuring sassy little Reba singin’ and strummin’ rhythm with a darn good gee-tar picker on lead. A pool table in back, greasy grill turning out late-night burgers and Hank-filled jukebox round out the grit fest.

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Chipp Inn

Vodka Collins? No. Margarita? Sorry. Apple martini? Not a chance. Better just grab a beer or a shot of whiskey and sit down. The history of this blue-collar watering hole is told through the flyers and newspaper clippings that clutter the walls. From what we can tell, looks as if the place hasn’t changed much at all.

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West Town

Gino’s North

In this gem of a bar/pizza parlor, a statue of a Rubenesque woman is the center of the room, and regulars gather around her to sip Bloody Marys and debate this and that. The kitchen puts out a nice deep-dish, with a crispy crust and a well-spiced (if slightly sweet) sauce. We’d tell you to go for the Gino’s “special,” with its chunks of sausage and strips of green pepper. But really, with this atmosphere, your night’s going to be special no matter what you get.

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Edgewater

Happy Village

Critics' pick

A gurgling goldfish pond, picnic tables galore and a lush lawn all around is the scene at this West Town dive. But when it rains (or at 11pm, when the garden closes), pack up the ciggies and head back inside, where the smell of whiskey and cheap beer hangs in the air, drunks angle for a turn on the Ping-Pong tables, and the jukebox coughs out the Cars and Madonna.

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West Town

J&M Tap

As at the nearby Rainbo Club, the hipness quotient at this stripped-down Ukie V stalwart known as the Secret Squirrel has shot through its nicotine-stained ceiling, paralleling the changing demographics of the neighborhood. You can still belly up with a couple of actual Ukrainian expats in the afternoon, but eager twentysomethings with energy (and hormones) to burn rule the night.

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L & L Tavern

The Clark and Belmont hood is a unique mix of runaway trannies, wasted Cubs fans and local renters who love a bargain. This no-frills Lakeview tavern keeps the madness at bay in favor of friendly bartenders who buy rounds during afternoon Jeopardy!, a $2 beer-of-the-month and a great collection of two-dozen Irish whiskeys.

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Wrigleyville

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