Why so sad, Jack White?

Jack White, pale and sad, at a Cubs game.

It's the scowl seen across the Internet today: Jack White, at last night's Cubs game, seemingly trying to figure out where that awful smell is coming from. In the spirit of Sad Kanye and Sad Keanu, we give you Sad Jack White, hanging out in iconic Chicago scenes.

 

Sad Jack White, I totally get why you're upset on that El train. It's really crowded in there, and I bet those kids across from you will not stop yammering.

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The Ledge at Willis Tower is for real scary, Sad Jack White. Did you hear about how the floor cracked?

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Are you sad that cult-favorite hot dog place Hot Doug's is closing, or did that mean lady steal your ketchup?

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You're right, Segways are really stupid.

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But the children at Crown Fountain love you, sad Jack White!

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The EDM beats at Spring Awakening aren't really your thing, I agree.

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