Chocolates and teddy bears are so 20th century. You want to get your lover excited in 2014? Take him or her out to twerk. Bubble butts will be bouncing at the Big Freedia party at the Empty Bottle. You can also boogie to house, Prince and the dude from Bloc Party. Looking for something a little more romantic? Justin Timberlake makes a timely appearance at United Center. If, like, that's your kind of thing. There looks to be no better and bigger party than the tribute to disco pioneer Patrick Cowley in gay porn palace the Bijou Theater.
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