Heard on the street, April 18, 2013, edition

Funny quotes overheard in Chicago.

1/12

I don�t need more hobbies I�m never going to do clouding up the hobbies that I don�t have time to do.

2/12

What�s your spirit animal? Mine is Wendy Williams.

3/12

Taste this. Is it water or vodka?

4/12

�Is there a name for this style of animation?� �Yeah��crap.�?�

5/12

I would hate-fist Silver Linings Playbook.

6/12

He�s a big, useless penis.

7/12

She kept telling everyone Milwaukee�s Best is a good beer.

8/12

I was finger-banging her on the way to a Jessica Simpson concert.

9/12

I can�t imagine someone I�d like to have sex with less than my brother.

10/12

Soyrizo makes me farty. It�s like a weird laxative.

11/12

Is this too gay to wear to seder?

12/12

I had a horrible experience with a bathroom toilet puck in Tanzania.

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