Heard on the street, January 10, 2013, edition

Funny quotes overheard in Chicago.

1/13

"He's got a face for radio, not for dating."

2/13

"Scrabble makes me want to rip my flesh off, but I love it."

3/13

"If you can afford transgender surgery, you can certainly afford a cup of hot chocolate."

4/13

"An alarming amount of guys I've dated paint miniatures."

5/13

"She used to be a piece of ass."

6/13

"I hate white chocolate!" "Why? Are you racist?"

7/13

"I'm on way more pills than you are."

8/13

"Nicole Richie is adopted? I just thought Lionel Richie's girlfriend was really hot and canceled him out."

9/13

"Japan was the China of the '80s."

10/13

"It's rub-it-in-your-crotch good."

11/13

"She's a smart girl and successful�she's just a whore."

12/13

"Can we be old fuckers?"

13/13

"I could've stayed longer, but I drank too much with my meds."

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