Heard on the street, January 10, 2013, edition

"He's got a face for radio, not for dating."

"Scrabble makes me want to rip my flesh off, but I love it."

"If you can afford transgender surgery, you can certainly afford a cup of hot chocolate."

"An alarming amount of guys I've dated paint miniatures."

"She used to be a piece of ass."

"I hate white chocolate!" "Why? Are you racist?"

"I'm on way more pills than you are."

"Nicole Richie is adopted? I just thought Lionel Richie's girlfriend was really hot and canceled him out."

"Japan was the China of the '80s."

"It's rub-it-in-your-crotch good."

"She's a smart girl and successful�she's just a whore."

"Can we be old fuckers?"

"I could've stayed longer, but I drank too much with my meds."