Heard on the street, January 17, 2013

Funny quotes overheard in Chicago.



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  • I don�t wear coats. I get claustrophobic.

  • A pi�ata with a pregnant lady. This is cool.

  • Let�s not count our racist chickens before they hatch.

  • �Didn�t you have a weird hole?� �I have a couple of weird holes.�

  • Spare some change? I�d like to get some socks. Someone peed in my socks.

  • I don�t mind drinking out of a plastic cup. It reminds me of drinking at Pizza Hut.

  • �They didn�t have a family pet growing up?� �No, they can only love themselves.�

  • His dick is so big, if he pees sitting down, it touches the water.

  • The bums are so happy to have a nice, new McDonald�s. They look so happy in there.

  • If you ever feel like a bad human being, just look on Twitter.

I don�t wear coats. I get claustrophobic.

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