Heard on the street, January 24, 2013

Funny quotes overheard in Chicago.

1/11

Do you have something in a binge-drinking-friendly light beer?

2/11

My second girlfriend denies we were ever going out, and I think she was right.

3/11

It was poppin� like Orville Redenbacher up in that joint.

4/11

I�m famous in some circles. Sex circles.

5/11

There�s hemp cream all around us.

6/11

You never had kids. Why are you talking to me about parenting?

7/11

He�s a grown-ass man with a baby and he asked for a Lava lamp?

8/11

The Christmas tree in the bathroom makes me cry.

9/11

I ain�t your cow, honey, so why are you trying to milk me?

10/11

It looks like something you�d give away at a baby shower.

11/11

I only know two Sloanes, and they�re both hot. I also knew a dude named Shayla.

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