Heard on the street, January 24, 2013
Funny quotes overheard in Chicago.
Thu Jan 24 2013
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Do you have something in a binge-drinking-friendly light beer?
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My second girlfriend denies we were ever going out, and I think she was right.
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It was poppin� like Orville Redenbacher up in that joint.
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I�m famous in some circles. Sex circles.
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There�s hemp cream all around us.
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You never had kids. Why are you talking to me about parenting?
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He�s a grown-ass man with a baby and he asked for a Lava lamp?
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The Christmas tree in the bathroom makes me cry.
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I ain�t your cow, honey, so why are you trying to milk me?
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It looks like something you�d give away at a baby shower.
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I only know two Sloanes, and they�re both hot. I also knew a dude named Shayla.
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