Heard on the street, January 24, 2013

Funny quotes overheard in Chicago.

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  • Do you have something in a binge-drinking-friendly light beer?

  • My second girlfriend denies we were ever going out, and I think she was right.

  • It was poppin� like Orville Redenbacher up in that joint.

  • I�m famous in some circles. Sex circles.

  • There�s hemp cream all around us.

  • You never had kids. Why are you talking to me about parenting?

  • He�s a grown-ass man with a baby and he asked for a Lava lamp?

  • The Christmas tree in the bathroom makes me cry.

  • I ain�t your cow, honey, so why are you trying to milk me?

  • It looks like something you�d give away at a baby shower.

  • I only know two Sloanes, and they�re both hot. I also knew a dude named Shayla.

Do you have something in a binge-drinking-friendly light beer?


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