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Do you have something in a binge-drinking-friendly light beer?
My second girlfriend denies we were ever going out, and I think she was right.
It was poppin� like Orville Redenbacher up in that joint.
I�m famous in some circles. Sex circles.
There�s hemp cream all around us.
You never had kids. Why are you talking to me about parenting?
He�s a grown-ass man with a baby and he asked for a Lava lamp?
The Christmas tree in the bathroom makes me cry.
I ain�t your cow, honey, so why are you trying to milk me?
It looks like something you�d give away at a baby shower.
I only know two Sloanes, and they�re both hot. I also knew a dude named Shayla.
Heard on the street, January 24, 2013
Funny quotes overheard in Chicago.
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