I'm sat in the salisbury right now. A gorgeous day, a pint and some good pub food is what's needed. Pricesly the reason I walked into this pub in the first place. Unfortunately I was handed a flat litovel and an over priced ausie burger. Usually I would gladly pay 9 quid for a burger, but this one looks thrown together by an incompetent. I'll have to saver the 21 chips it was accompanied with as they look like the best part of my day. Only thing is, I'm a man. Take away your petty kiddie sized portions and start earning the money your asking for this experience.
And clean the god damp lines.