Cheryl: London

'The dance party that will ruin your life' is the tagline for this renowned Brooklyn-based performance and video-art collective, which returns tonight for their annual party in London. These disco deviants have been running nights in New York since 2008, high-energy dance fests with outrageous attire, OTT dance routines, video projections and much more. The best part? Everyone can join in. Tonight's theme is 'Ultimate Retro' so go for anything from Ice Age to Romans (yes, that retro) and get read to get messy as DJ Nick and some local hot boys The Duchess of Pork and Princess Michael of Cunt spin 'a prehistoric mix of electro, new wave, new disco, old disco, Gregorian chant, grunts, rocks being smashed, and screaming'. Arrive early at 8pm for their video shoot, which they'll be putting online later, too.