Not out in Brazil for the World Cup? Not at Glasto? Console yourself with your very own musical, loosely football-themed carnival extravaganza in London Fields. Pretend you're in South America with all manner of themed culinary treats, including street food, BBQ, tacos, burritos, tacos and a tasting room, or just drink yourself into the Brazilian spirit with... Brazilian spirits and cocktails. Or stay on a UK tip and guzzle craft beer.
Music-wise there'll be a samba band, live acts and DJs spinning party beats, as well as capoeira demonstrations, and if you want to do the football thing you can play blow football or just kick back and watch the action in Brazil via World Cup match screenings. Who needs Brazil, eh?