You can't take a vinyl out for a romantic dinner or snuggle up to it in bed (though we're sure someone must have tried), but hey, it's unlikely to cheat on you or demand you spend Christmas with its parents, so maybe there's something to be said for pairing up with a record instead of a person.
If you're one of those people, whose love for vinyl far outweighs any love for another human, the saucy-sounding Love Glove, at Peckham venue Canavan's, is sure to be your perfect Valentine's club night. Tunes are vinyl-only, with a funky focus on disco, edits, boogie and acid. There's an ace-sounding secret guest on the bill, as well as sets from Lovebox Festival's Hot Blood and residents Larj Hans, OK Jones and Mr Solid Gold.