Artful Badger, the bird-loving feral collective born and raised at the Secret Garden Party, get loved-up for Valentine's Day, returning to The Vaults once again to get freaky.
Lurking within the three rooms of eccentric romantic mischief, you'll fund sexy beats spun by dirty DJs (including indie-rockers Mystery Jets, London fave Mojo Filter, Bobby Lost from Lost & Found and Tythe from Sunday Best), wild live music (from Gypsy Hill and Buffo's Wake), passionate performance pieces taking place where you least expect (including Dan Hernandez's Psychedelic Kidnap experience and The Artful Badger dance and performance troupe), art installations designed to arouse, kissograms, a 'heart organ donation bank' for those wanting to meet that special someone, and "beautiful bondage birds", apparently. VJ Precious will also be digitally haunting various screens around the venue
As you'd expect from the Badgers, outrageous fancy dress is very much encouraged, this year themed around amorous animals. A lusty llama, perhaps? Sleazy seagull? Horny halibut? We could go on, but instead we'll just leave you to enjoy perhaps the most eccentric Valentine's Day in London.