Mr B the Gentleman Rhymer Chap-Hop Christmas Ball

Mr B is very good at 'chap hop', his patented tongue-in-cheek fusion of hip-hop and tweedy poshness. His fine musical and tongue-twisting skills make numbers like 'All Hail the Chap' and 'Kissing in Porn' a treat. But, you know, Michael Gove has now declared himself a fan, so…