Kylie Minogue/Jason Donovan + Steps + Rick Astley + Bananarama + Dead Or Alive +

Alas, Pete Waterman's wet dream of a reunion was cancelled due to soggy ground at Hyde Park this summer, but fear not former teeny boppers because the Hit Factory is back for an especially festive helping and this time, everything will be in the warm and dry O2 Arena. Grating '90s über-pop troupe Steps take to the stage before the live reunion that every pop-adoring '70s baby has been crying into their pillows for since 1989. Eighties MOR popster Astley also sidles up alongside 2 Unlimited and a whole host of other clingers-on tonight.