Where to sit in Melbourne's theatres

Best: The Princess has now been converted back to her regular form after being transformed to host Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. Although shows here are typically electric, there are certain seats in the Princess that will make you feel more like royalty.

Those first few rows in the centre of the dress circle are hard to beat, although the middle of the stalls is pretty fine too. You can even enjoy a show from the front of the grand circle, but be prepared to abseil down to them from a great height. Best seats are dress circle A 19 and 20. 

Worst: That great height brings us to the worst seats. While it’s largely true of all the big venues, it’s especially true of the Princess: those back rows of the grand circle (the top level) are ludicrously high, and watching a show from them feels like peering at an ant colony from a helicopter. It's also worth noting that the centre aisle in the stalls left town with Harry Potter, so if you prefer a swift exit the centre of the stalls might not be for you.

Best: Originally built as a cinema, or 'picture palace', the Regent is a love it or loathe it venue that for ages only had a small number of good seats. Traditionally, these were concentrated in the stalls, as close to the stage as possible. However, the theatre got a refurb for Moulin Rouge! The Musical which brought the dress circle forward, making it a pretty good location if you want to take in a production's set. Otherwise, anywhere in the stalls up to row F (keeping in mind the numbering system is designed to trick you into thinking you’re closer to the stage than you really are – the first eight rows are AA, BB, CC etc) is always a good bet. The Regent is a wide space, too, so the sightline is fine even on the side ends. Best seats are EE 29 and 30.

Worst: The tyranny of distance is lessened in the back of the stalls and dress circle thanks to the refurbishment, but depending on the scale of the production currently playing, you may wish to avoid the nosebleed sections if you want the best view in the house.

Best: As one of the cities most beloved theatres, Her Majesty’s has a gorgeous Art Deco glamour about it, even if the foyer functions a bit like a loading zone. Hands down, the best seats in this theatre are the front rows of the dress circle. It sits low, so you don’t feel you are peering down on a show, and it is relatively close to the stage. There is nothing wrong with the first few rows of the stalls, but the dress is the place to be. Any of the first four rows in the centre sections are fine, but the best seats are dress circle A 21 and 22.

Worst: The grand circle is only good if you are in the front few rows, but the worst seats in this theatre are actually the back of the stalls. That low dress circle sits over the back half, so the view of the stage is badly compromised from row O. It feels like you are peering through a letterbox, and should be avoided.

Best: The Comedy Theatre might not be as big as its sister venues the Regent or Princess, but its cosiness works in its favour. The Spanish-inspired interior seats up to 1,000 guests across two tiers, with fairly good eyelines available throughout. The cream of the crop, however, is anywhere fairly central up to row J in the stalls – though the first two rows of the dress circle aren't bad either. 

Worst: You're usually laughing, so long as you don't have the last side seats in row M in the dress circle. 

Best: The best thing about Hamer Hall is simply being in it, now it’s had its multi-million dollar makeover; it’s the only venue in the world that makes bright orange feel classy. Originally designed by John Truscott, it suffered from poor acoustics for years, but these issues were largely eradicated in the upgrade, and now even high up in the balcony, the sound is powerful. For the best experience, there’s nothing like the centre of the stalls. The sound wraps around you, and the sweat on the forehead of the first violinist feels close enough to mop. For a slightly loftier night, those first rows of the circle are grand too. Best seats are stalls row J 26 and 27.

Worst: There are still rumours of dead spots around Hamer Hall, where the music is dulled by acoustic blackspots, but we think this is largely apocryphal. The only seats to avoid are the ones on the very ends of the rows in the balcony. They make you feel like an interloper, or something tacked on at the last minute.

Best: Melbourne Theatre Company’s purpose-built theatre has a few detractors, who claim that the venue is subtly elitist; the further back you are, the more disconnected you feel. We disagree. There is no differentiation between sections of this theatre, so the seating bank is more akin to something you’d see in a lecture hall. This means there are no curves, and no sightline issues at all. The seats on the very ends of the rows are as unobstructed as those in the centre, and with everyone in the one space, there’s something endearingly collegiate about it. That being said, there are certainly good, better and best seats, and some clunkers. Best is dead centre in row G 16 and 17.

Worst: The only seats that are really bad in the Sumner are any in the first row, and the second aren’t much better. You get a great view of actor’s nasal hair, but no sense of the production as a whole. If it’s a choice between the very back and the very front, we’d choose the back.

Best: The Merlyn is technically a flexible seating space, and has been set up in traverse, thrust and even with no seating at all. But it usually works as a traditional two-tiered bank of seats with a narrow causeway separating the sections. For a strong overall stage impression, it’s best to sit in the central section, preferably in the front three rows. That said, there is something thrilling about the proximity to the actors you get in the lower section, and certainly the front rows are nowhere near as limited as in the Sumner. Even the upstairs balconies are charming in their own way, if you don’t mind leaning over the railings. Best seats are B 13 and 14.

Worst: The Merlyn’s worst seats are really not that bad, and certainly shouldn’t put you off if they’re the last ones left. Those upper balconies are rarely filled, because they do give a strange, heightened view of the stage, but they don’t completely cut you out.

Best: As another flexible space, this one is rarely set up the same way twice, so choosing the best seats can be a bit of a crapshoot. There is no allocated seating, either, so there is often a bit of a wild stampede for good seats as soon as the curtain parts.

In general, it's best to get into the centre of any seating block, as some side seats can be very much on the side. And, given the venue's awareness of safe spaces, it’s generally not too confronting to sit in the front row. This will give you the best chance at unimpeded views. But who knows, you may be walking around this space freely, or clumped together in a tiny corner. The venue’s unpredictability is a large part of its charm.

Worst: The main things to be mindful of at fortyfivedownstairs are the structural poles that keep up the four levels of building above. They tend to get in the way, wherever you sit.

Update October 2024: The State Theatre is currently closed for renovations, so we'll update this space once we know whether the best seats have changed.

Best: The city’s grandest opera house, the State may not have the period charms of the Princess or the Regent, but it makes up for it with superb acoustics and a clever layout. Very large indeed, it can feel a little cavernous, so it’s better to sit as close to the stage as possible. The priciest seats are also the best, smack bang in the centre of the front rows. But it is often possible to grab cheaper tickets on the sides of the stalls, where slight sightline restrictions are compensated by the immediacy of the performers. Best seats are stalls F 22 and 23.

Worst: The very back of the balcony is a long way away, and can make even the biggest shows seem remote. But at least you’ll hear every note.