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The ten best TV politicians

From pious presidents to devious MPs, these are television’s most memorable portrayals of people in power

1/10

Joe Quimby, mayor of Springfield

As voiced by Dan Castellaneta in ‘The Simpsons’

Saint or sinner?
The seal on the wall of his office reads ‘Corruptus in Extremis’. He’s also a good friend of Springfield Mafiosi Fat Tony.

Legacy achievement
It’s a good job ‘The Simpsons’ is a cartoon. Quimby uses taxpayer dollars to fund murders. He sleeps with Miss Springfield. And who could forget the monorail?

Soundbite
‘Chat away. I’ll just amuse myself with some pornographic playing cards.’

Plausibility
5/10 – we’d like to say zero. But sadly, we’ve seen Toronto’s crack-smoking, meeting-skipping, lefty-baiting mayor Rob Ford.

2/10

Michael Murray, Labour council leader

As played by Robert Lindsay in ‘GBH’

Saint or sinner?
A bit of both. An alternately weak and ruthless man who ends up a victim of forces beyond his control.

Legacy achievement
He ended ‘GBH’ humbled. Very much like the Labour party entered the ’90s. Coincidence?

Soundbite
‘I wish I was a good man!’

Plausibility
7/10 – Murray was apparently based on Liverpool Council firebrand Derek Hatton. Who apparently didn’t mind as long as the actor playing him was handsome.

3/10

Selina Meyer, US vice president

As played by Julia Louis Dreyfus in ‘Veep’

Saint or sinner?
Selfish, cowardly and grossly incompetent she may be. But never truly detestable, thanks to the pathos in her nakedly desperate refrain: ‘did the president call?’

Legacy achievement
After the implosion of the Clean Jobs Commission, not a lot. Unless you count underlining the fundamental impotence of the person a heartbeat away from the top job.

Soundbite
‘I’m the vice president of the United States, you stupid little fuckers!’

Plausibility
9/10 – Spiro Agnew? Dan Quayle? Dick Cheney? Truly, previous real-life VPs have proved stranger than fiction.

4/10

Alan B’Stard, Conservative MP for Haltemprice

As played by Rik Mayall in ‘The New Statesman’

Saint or sinner?
The clue’s in the name. B’Stard became emblematic of a certain kind of proudly brutal ’80s Tory.

Legacy achievement
B’Stard was revived for a stage show in 2006. And he joined New Labour who, he claimed, were ‘much more right wing than the Conservatives’. Which says it all about the ‘triangulation’ of the Blair years.

Soundbite
‘I’m sorry. I’m afraid I don’t speak unemployed.’

Plausibility
6/10 – a broad parody to say the least. That said, he’d find a lot of common ground with Iain Duncan Smith.

5/10

Francis Urquhart, UK prime minister

As played by Ian Richardson in ‘House of Cards’

Saint or sinner?
In league with Satan, basically. Enjoyed ‘putting a bit of stick about’ both in his political manoeuvres and governance of the country. Killed by an assassin’s bullet where a stake through the heart might have been more apt. The fate of US counterpart Frank Underwood (as played by Kevin Spacey in Netflix’s remake) remains to be seen.

Legacy achievement
Turmoil in Cyprus after an ill-advised Falklands-style offensive – and the dislodging of Thatcher as our most spinechillingly single-minded PM.

Soundbite
‘You might well think that. I couldn’t possibly comment.’

Plausibility
7/10 – in the 1980s, naked, unapologetic venality was encouraged in government. Nowadays, Urquhart’s brand of gleeful malice might seem a little out of step.

6/10

Jed Bartlet, US president

As played by Martin Sheen in ‘The West Wing’

Saint or sinner?
Saint – and increasingly sickeningly so. Even lefties eventually found this pious, sanctimonious man’s witty, compassionate, supersmart pontifications a bit hard to swallow. Still, a darn good guy – and you’d take him over anyone else in real life.

Legacy achievement
Laying the foundations for a Democratic dynasty of fair-minded, principled liberalism. Back on Planet Earth, George W Bush won a second term.

Soundbite
‘We don't need martyrs right now. We need heroes. A hero would die for his country, but he’d much rather live for it.’

Plausibility
1/10 – simply too good to be true. Even his dodgier decisions (the MS deception, the Qumari assassination), were made with the best of intentions.

7/10

Jim Hacker, UK prime minister

As played by Paul Eddington in ‘Yes, Minister’ and ‘Yes, Prime Minister’

Saint or sinner?
Somewhere in the middle. Doesn’t trust the system but is never anything like brave enough to do much about it.

Legacy achievement
In terms of achievements in office, practically nothing. But ‘Yes, Prime Minister’ is repeatedly cited as Margaret Thatcher’s favourite television programme. It’s basically ‘The Thick of It’ for a gentler TV age.

Soundbite
‘Stuff the affairs of the nation. I want a cook!’

Plausibility
8/10 – the moment we all started to accept that politicians were only in it for themselves?

8/10

Peter Mannion, secretary of state for social affairs and citizenship

As played by Roger Allam in ‘The Thick of It’

Saint or sinner?
The series’ apex sinner, Malcolm Tucker, doesn’t count – he’s a spin doctor rather than a politician. So the acceptable face of the Tory old guard (so, still pretty unacceptable) will have to do. Completely adrift in the modern world and prone to bungling, which stops him from being as evil as he could be.

Legacy achievement
The disgrace of Malcolm Tucker, as a good old-fashioned leak brings down his mortal enemy.

Soundbite
‘I’m modern! I say “black” instead of “coloured”, I think women are a good thing, I have no problem with gays, most of them are very well turned out, especially the men.’

Plausibility
10/10 – an old-school bluffer whose avuncular demeanour barely disguises some reactionary right-wing views. Ukip, anyone?

9/10

Clay Davis, Baltimore senator

As played by Isiah Whitlock Jr in ‘The Wire’

Saint or sinner?
Sheeeeeeeeit! Where to begin? Davis redefines the nefarious, self-interested, criminal career politician before our very eyes. A very funny man, mind…

Legacy achievement
He played Stringer Bell like a Stradivarius. He ripped off Tommy Carcetti and claimed it as an act of kindness. And finally, he sold out his former allies to save his own skin.

Soundbite
‘I’ll take any motherfucker’s money if he giving it away.’

Plausibility
6/10 – even in a drama lauded for its veracity, we’d like to think that Davis is a stretch. But maybe we’re just naive…

10/10

Birgitte Nyborg, Danish prime minister

As played by Sidse Babett Knudsen in ‘Borgen’

Saint or sinner?
A saint – and if not to the nauseating extent of Jed Bartlet, certainly in that ballpark. Fortunately, she’s more nuanced and compromised.

Legacy achievement
Almost entirely positive – and indeed Denmark elected its first female PM in 2011. Nyborg spoke from the heart in parliament. She outwitted her rivals and a hostile press. The only collateral damage was her marriage and kids. But then, who’s even talking about Jed Bartlet or Jim Hacker’s marriage and kids?

Soundbite
‘I became a politician because I once held strong views on how this world should be. I still do.’

Plausibility
4/10 – we’d love to think that someone like Nyborg could get to the top. But hey, we read the papers…


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