The best things to do in Phuket this weekend (July 17-20)

After a month-long glow-up, YONA Beach Club is back and ready to reclaim its throne as the world's only floating beach club. They're kicking off the weekend with an afternoon of pure, unadulterated grooves courtesy of Mazzeo, Alex Vee, Ana Rova and Kay. Expect elevated culinary delights and cocktails that will make you question all your previous life choices. This isn't just a reopening – it's a full-blown re-emergence.

July 17. From B2000. Reserve here. YONA Beach Club (Royal Phuket Marina). 12pm-10pm.

If your thumbs are aching from endless dating app swiping, Plantiful has a decidedly old-school, yet entirely refreshing solution. Guaranteeing 10 dates in one evening (and a decent supply of drinks and nibbles), this is your chance for real connections in a cosy, feel-good atmosphere. Come solo, leave with a spark. What's the worst that could happen?

July 18. B899. Reserve here. Plantiful. 7pm-9pm.

For those who appreciate the finer things in life (and a good deal when they see one), Solis Beach Club’s Rose Ritual Ladies Day is back, now every Friday. Imagine unlimited free-flow rosé, prosecco and delectable bites from the chef, all set against Phuket’s stunning shores. DJ Nicha Mynnt will be on the decks, ensuring the vibes are as exquisite as your drink. This isn't just a sundowner – it's a full-on embrace of the extraordinary.

July 18 and every Friday. From B1,5000. Reserve here. Solis Beach Club. 5pm-9pm.

Prepare your abdominal muscles because the Phuket Comedy Club is bringing international stand-up to The Drunken Leprechaun at Radisson RED Patong. Hosted by the force of nature, Jon Nutt, this two-night event features sharp wit from Alex Latour (USA), fearless comedy from Deniz Turan (Turkey) and the unique musical stylings of Jock Mackay (Scotland). It’s going to be wild, it’s going to be raunchy and you're going to laugh your face off.

July 18-19. Presale ticket B500. Reserve here. The Drunken Leprechaun at Red Radisson RED Patong. 8pm-10pm.

For the electronic music aficionados, Elevation Phuket is back at Illuzion, bringing in the legendary Pan-Pot. These Berlin techno titans, Tassilo and Thomas, are known for their deep, driving sound and masterful control of the dancefloor. From their breakthrough album Pan-O-Rama to their label Second State, they've been shaping the techno landscape for years. Prepare for a perfect storm of techno, house and everything in between.

July 18. From B500. Reserve here. Illuzion Phuket. 9pm onwards.

If your idea of a perfect evening involves a blanket, popcorn and a good film, then The Big Fish Restaurant at Phuket Marriott Resort and Spa, Nai Yang Beach has you covered. Set to be a magical movie night under the stars at their beachside cinema, with snacks and cocktails all available – ensuring you're fully equipped for a cinematic escape. Plus, it's free, which is always a bonus.

July 18-19. Free. The Big Fish Restaurant at Phuket Marriott Resort and Spa, Nai Yang Beach. 7pm-10pm.

Maya Beach Club transforms into a glowing oasis for Tulum Moon, their signature monthly event. Immerse yourself in a UV wonderland where dazzling lights, radiant decor and hypnotic energy converge for an unforgettable night. Expect mesmerising dancers, breathtaking aerial shows and electrifying performances that will blur the line between fantasy and reality.

July 19. From B5000 for 3 persons. Reserve here. Maya Beach Club. 9pm-2am.

Cap off your weekend with a culinary journey to Tuscany at COAST Beach Club & Bistro, Centara Grand Beach Resort Phuket. Their Bella Toscana Sunday Brunch promises countryside-inspired dishes bursting with hearty flavours and rustic charm. Signature dishes like Ribollita, crostini, pecorino and grilled meats are accompanied by DJ vibes, free pool and water park access and even a Kid’s Club. It's a perfectly indulgent way to spend a lazy day by the beach.

July 19. From B1,500. Reserve by email coastphuket@chr.co.th. Coast at Centara Grand Beach Resort Phuket. 12pm-3pm.