The best things to do in Phuket this weekend (September 25-28)

A no-nonsense workshop on how you can build and launch your very own wellness retreat from the ground-up. Whether you’re a coach, creative or wellness professional, learn how to define your niche, craft irresistible packages, negotiate with hotels and market your retreat with confidence. No prior experience is needed – the session walks you through the full process so you can finally bring your vision to life. Pretty generous if you ask us! 

Sep 26. B600. Book your ticket here. Woodland Cafe Restaurant and Bar. 10am-12pm.

Kicking off the weekend with a much-needed dose of laughter, the Comedy Club Bangkok and Radisson RED bring internationally acclaimed comedian Ahmed Ahmed to the island. Known for his charismatic, observational style and his work on Netflix and Comedy Central, Ahmed offers a sharp, refreshing alternative to the typical line up of locals that is as exciting as it is rare. 

Sep 26. B600. Reserve your ticket here. Radisson RED Phuket Patong Beach. 8pm-10pm.

Café del Mar’s Club Room turns up the heat as French DJ and producer Meloko takes over the decks. A fixture in Europe’s underground scene for more than 15 years, Meloko is celebrated for his sleek, feel-good French touch and deep melodic grooves. His latest releases – Me Gusta and Natanawe – showcase his knack for layering pulsating basslines with afro-house textures. Expect a night of hypnotic beats, sensual rhythms and that signature coastal vibe he honed in Marseille, now flowing on Kamala Beach.

Sep 26. B400. Book your ticket here. Cafe del Mar. 10pm onwards

The island's longest-running and most iconic party is back as Catch Beach Club hosts its 21st Annual White Party. The beachfront is electric, the crowd is dressed to impress and the beats keep the energy at a fever pitch until late. Ladies get in free, gents get two drinks with entry. The only catch is sticking to the all-white dress code and not spilling your drinks.

Sep 27. Free entry for ladies. B1,000 for gents. Tickets here. Catch Beach Club. 9pm onwards.

Thanyapura Sports & Health Resort is hosting another year of their popular ‘Back to School Swim Meet’. Over two days, swimmers of all ages compete across timed finals, relays and thrilling 50-metre freestyle knockouts. Age categories range from under-eights to veterans aged 26 and over, where future champions and experienced athletes swim in the same lanes. Warm-ups begin early and there’s still time to join the roster, or just turn up, find yourself a bleacher and cheer on your favourite swimmer. 

Sep 27-28. B800 for participants. Register here. Thanyapura Sports & Health Resort. 6.30am onwards.