Check your inhibitions at door for this party dedicated to the decade that modesty and irony forgot. The five-hour open bar starts pouring at 9pm while DJs Pete Bones and Ricky Rick spin '80s Top 40 hits. That gives you plenty of time to achieve a well-lubricated state by the time covers band Jessie's Girl takes the stage at 10:30pm. The energetic seven-piece can be relied upon to whip the crowd into a frenzy of singing along to Journey, Madonna, Cyndi Lauper and more pop gods. By the time the free booze stops flowing at 2am, we predict you'll be scratching your poodle-permed head, wondering how you ended up in neon animal-print leggings. Sometimes, it's better not to ask.
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