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Amber Does Dallas Takes Sons Of Hermann Hall By Storm With The Rocky Horror Picture Show

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Time Out says

Y'all act like you never seen a Rocky Horror shadowcast before. Jaws all on the floor like Meatloaf just burst in the door. And started dancing with Nell, pissing off Frank worse than before. It's the return of the 'Ah, wait! No way! You're kidding' - Guess who's back; guess who's back; guess who's back! If you put your money on Amber Does Dallas, it's US!!!! We couldn't keep away from all of you lovelies for long & we are more than ready to strip off all our warm winter layers to give you a peak at our sweater pasties! For the first time, we'll be performing at the Sons of Hermann Hall! They've invited us there for four shows, and it's home to a fraternal order. We're not exactly sure what that means but we imagine it'll be like Eyes Wide Shut or THAT episode of the Simpsons. Either way, there was gratuitous nudity in both instances, so we should be in for one hell of a ride! BRING CASH - all sales at the theatre are CASH ONLY. There's an ATM, but it's much more convenient to have everything you need already on hand! ;) It's also Valentine's Eve so we're gearing up to show you some lovin'! Bring your hot date [or several!] & tease everyone with lingerie or as close to anything-but-clothes you're willing to risk in this nippy weather! <3 Enjoy a drink in the hall or get your fill of the munchies downstairs before the show because your body is going to need to get ready for the celebratory party we'll have kicking in the theatre upstairs!!!! Doors Open at 11 PM. THERE WILL BE DANCING. Pre-Show Starts at 11:45 PM The Rocky Horror Picture Show Starts at Midnight. Tickets are $10 dollars. Prop Packs with all the materials you need are $4. BRING CASH SO WE CAN FEEL VALIDATED LIKE STRIPPERS STUFFING WADS OF DOLLAR-DOLLAR BILLS INTO LINGERIE. We have lots of other shiny shit to sell, & while you can slide your plastic between our cleavage, that's more of a novelty. Additional rates for stuffing the cash into our lingerie yourself determined by the person you're shoving things into. For Safety Reasons, Outside Prop Packs Are Not Allowed. By order of the management, there is no smoking. This includes e-cigs. Under 18 Not Admitted Without A Guardian. See you guys in your finest slut decorations - we'll be sure to return the favor! <3

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