The Brofessionals At Sherlock's Addison

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The Brofessionals says
It's Joey's birthday at midnight! Buy him all the alcohols and make sure someone with a big manly beard takes him home. Beards make him feel safe.


\\About//
It all started on the streets of Sydney. The Brofessionals, three twin brothers, were taken into foster care at the Sydney Tri-County Orphanage. Sadly, the Bros were never picked and grew up playing music and entertaining the other orphans. Soon the trio was busking with the best of them in the streets down under. It wasn't long before a very important record executive discovered the Bros and offered them a 5 album deal on the spot! Unfortunately, when the Bros arrived in Hollywood they were informed that the very important record executive had lost his job, and the record company had gone out of business due to obsolescence. To make things even worse, Joey forgot his prescription foot cream! There was no money for a flight back to Sydney, and the closest city that had Joey’s prescription foot cream was Dallas, Texas. The Bros hitchhiked from Los Angeles to Dallas on Interstate 10 for 3 weeks, busking and gigging where they could to survive. When they finally made it to Dallas, Joey’s feet were in bad shape. They quickly used Apple Maps to find the fastest route to the foot cream store, but were thoroughly disappointed and switched to Google Maps promptly. After Joey’s feet healed, the Bros continued to gig in Dallas.


\\FAQ's//
>How do you pronounce Isai's name?
Is-eye-ee. He also answers to Carl and to the smell of fresh tortillas.

>What kind of music do you guys play?
We don't play. That would be unbrofessional.

>Uh, well how do I know if I would like your show?
How should we know? We're not scientists.

>Do you take requests?
We don't play the songs you want to hear, we play the songs you NEED to hear.

>Aren't you guys in another band with some redhead chick?
You can't prove that.

>Will you play at our wedding?
Yes.
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