Four Thieves

Bars and pubs , Breweries Clapham Junction
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The downside to this trendy Battersea boozer? It’s impossible to describe to your mates without it sounding like some kind of wanky hipster hangout. They’ve got their own micro-brewery. They distill their own gin. They keep an escape game in the basement. There’s even a retro gaming room upstairs that lets you project ‘Street Fighter 2’ across an entire wall. ‘Jesus Christ!’ your pals will probably exclaim: ‘What’s it called? “The Artisanal Sourdough?”’

It is, however, a brilliantly down-to-earth place to spend a night. It’s a beautifully refurbed Victorian palace that’s full of wall-mounted taxidermy, scuffed wooden floors and pretty vintage tiling. Aside from their own-distilled gin, the 45 gins they offer – alongside a range of more exotic tonics than a Chinese medicine shop – means there’s plenty for spirit hounds to explore.

And the games room? We defy you to find a more fun night out in Balham. It’s packed with ping-pong, table football, old arcade games and a totally nutso racing game. Booze and racing? Jeremy Clarkson would approve. Don’t let that put you off, though.

Venue name: Four Thieves
Contact:
Address: 51 Lavender Gardens
London
SW11 1DJ
Transport: Tube: Clapham Junction
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Average User Rating

4.8 / 5

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Zoe F
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There is so much more to this pub than first meets the eye, it could so easily be dismissed from the outside as another old man boozer however give it a chance and I can assure you, you’ll not be disappointed! Firstly you can tell it’s been recently renovated and struck me as being much bigger than it appears from the outside, stretching far and wide over 2 levels. I came here with a friend for the Lady Chastity’s Reserve escape room with a twist – but whilst finding out where to go for this poked our heads round the place. We were most impressed and surprised to find the upper level was decked out like an adult arcade! After a self-escorted tour we found our way to the meeting point for our game and after successfully completing was rewarded with a bottle of red wine which we could have in the pub or take home. My friend and I obviously decided it would be best enjoyed in the pub! We stayed downstairs here sipping our winnings and enjoying the quirky yet trendy ambiance, I only wish it wasn’t a school night so we could have stayed later to get the most out of the venue – still it’s an excuse to come back!

James K

Great beers - they brew them right there in the bar - plus loads of quirky entertainment (a games room upstairs and their quiz is like no other). Really interesting place, we never get bored.

Michael A

Large drinks selection, outside area and a games floor upstairs. Also has a great vibe. Everything you'd want.

Annabel-Zoe
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I didn’t know this ‘pubcade’ existed until a friend mentioned a full-on mini motor circuit at the top of a pub in Battersea. The Four Thieves opened a couple years ago and puts your traditional dart boards and pool tables to shame with mini golf, street fighter, table football and best of all, mini motor racing!


Pay £3, get yourself a license and queue up to race against 9 others, it really was the most chilled games arrangement. One tip I will offer though, do not use your real name…“and in last place, we have...Annabel!” Oh the shame, my mini motoring debut was not such a success, I was lapped several times and resorted to reversing my way around the track until an onlooker took pity and reset my car the right way round!


Luckily, as a split level pub, I escaped my embarrassment on the dim lit dancefloor downstairs after a couple shots of café Patrón! There’s plenty of bars around the place, so I never had to wait long to be served, but that could also be that it wasn’t a particularly heaving Saturday night (yet, we had to queue when we arrived after 11pm).


There seems to be so many things going on at The Four Thieves weekly. I’ll be heading back for bottomless brunch for £30pp, quiz night and their intriguing immersive game, Lady Chastity’s Reserve (oh and if you roll a 6 on lucky Wednesday, your dinner is free!)

Teodora T
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This is a fantastic pub, worth the trek to Clapham if you live north of the river. It's more than a pub though. Arcade games, its own distillery and great great DJ on Fridays and Saturdays. Super quirky, good crowd and reasonable prices.

Nicola E

Beautiful garden, spacious venue and an awesome games room for those who need to do more than just sit and drink.

Liz G
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We had a BRILLIANT night here... Highly recommend for a big group outing!

Elisa R
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Awesome pub in the Balham/Clapham area, there is something for everyone: arcade game lovers, beer garden dwellers, pub food savvys or car race players will all be pleased as all of the above are available in mass. I went there for a friend's birthday after going go karting, dressed up as Mario kart characters in Battersea park. The place is gigantic and yet seemed super busy, which goes to show how popular a Saturday night destination it is for all South londoners. I'm not going to lie, it's a bit of a trek and I probably not be up for it unless I was with a big group and had planned to spend a loooot of time there but I'd recommend for big gatherings or if you're in the area.

Yasmin B
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Four Thieves is an incredible pub! Don’t be fooled by the simple exterior, this place is much bigger and better than it appears from the outside. With a gorgeous beer garden and roomy downstairs ‘pub’ type area this is a great place for casual drinks. If you want to take your evening out to the next level make sure you head upstairs to the EPIC games room. There is a massive array of arcade style games to choose from, including foosball and an amazing race track. Don’t miss out on the super cool photobooth!

Top tip: this is a place to start your night rather than finish it, the place gets very packed on Friday and Saturday evenings from 9pm onwards, so make sure you get there early in order to have a go on all the games upstairs.

Tegan C
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My friends and I came here for the Four Thieves' Laugh Train Home Edinburgh Fringe comedy night. You can definitely see why the Four Thieves is one of Battersea's favourite neighbourhood pubs. The bar service was fast and friendly and they run a Wednesday night roll the dice competition where if you roll a 6, you get your meal for free. Who doesn't love a free dinner? The headlining comedian was Shappi Khorsandi. Shappi's Edinburgh routine preview was very on point in the post-Brexit environment and she was featured in Time Out the following Tuesday. Although we visited for the comedy, it sounds like we will have to return for the great outside area and upstairs games room.

Stephanie C
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This place totally rocks. Yes just an ordinary pub on ground floor but you soon find your way up to the first floor where you instantaneously turn 7 again and find yourself squealing and cheering your car around the track. The upstairs is what every child dreams their house will be like when they grow up. Street fighter on the projector, air hockey and free table tennis! Its perfect for a first date, no time for awkward silences, you need to beat the future partner in crime at fuseball. 

AME
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For the most part, a pub is essentially just a pub... but not this one. This is true differentiation and a completely unique venue. The outside area gives you a real sense of summer in London and inside is spacious and set up in a very social way. The food is great, very reasonable and yummy. The best part just has to be the games room upstairs. Release your inner child and race mini cars or shoot the bad guys on a screen... all whilst enjoying your favourite tipple.. lovely!

KirstyAnne87
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Excellent atmosphere and some really fun and exciting things to do every day of the week. My favourites are Tuesday quiz night and the Boogaloo Saturday Brunch, a great deal on Bloody Mary's with added entertainment through music and silly bingo :)


Sundays are great too, with live jazz and one of the best roasts in London. 


The drinks variety is great, with craft beer and craft gin you can be adventurous even on dull days .

Jonny McWilliams

Great atmosphere, friendly staff, drinks are reasonably priced and there is a different theme each night - we're very lucky to call it our local.

Katie L

Love having this as our local, gin garden in summer is great plus late night opening at the weekend for a bit of a boogie always a fun night!

Luke D

Every day is different here. Every day is happy here. London's finest gin selection, superb food and more fun than you can shake a ping-pong bat at.

David B

Great food, beers, inside outside garden area, cool decor, whacky events, regular surprise oddities (the Gin Butler?), large capacity, friendly staff and a huge retro gaming room! BEST PUB EVER! Random Dave

Nick M

Lovely pub, amazing garden, awesome games room upstairs - and they make their own beer!

Dan P

Cracking venue, more things to keep you entertained than christmas day for a 7 year old!!