Alice in Poundland: 12th Battersea Barge Panto

The Barge panto is a festive London tradition guaranteeing filthy fun, groan-worthy wordplay, a rousing tale of good overcoming evil and general tarting about. This year Jamie Anderson, Louise Hollamby, Becky Finlay-Hall, Fancy Chance and your dame of choice Paul L Martin take on Lewis Carroll. Be warned, tickets go fast.