Grit your gold gnashers to a debauched mix of hip hop, garage, rap, grime and UK funky. Or if you don't want to get your fillings rattled, there's soul, funk and reggae to kick back to. Free entry and an own-brand bottle of voddie if you can prove all your teeth are 24 carat gold. Possibly.
Gold Teeth - The Great British Drake Off
- Jamm £6-£10