Regression Sessions

  • 4 out of 5 stars
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Regression Sessions
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A superbly silly, ultimately fun monthly party, featuring retro games and activities (think space hoppers and photobooths), plus DJs spinning party bangers.

Want to hit a club but tired of the painfully too-cool-for-school attitude that prevails at many London clubs? You're not alone, but luckily there is an answer: Regression Sessions. This continually ace party demands that punters leave any sense of being a grown-up at the door and indulge in a night of gloriously silly shenanigans.

The party combines loads of interactive and downright bizarre games and activites with tons of top party tunes from a huge range of resident DJs on rotation. Cue a bouncy castle, space hoppers, retro video games, giant ball pit, celebrity piñatas (fancy tearing Bieber to shreds? Now's your chance) vintage porn posing boards, a photobooth, extreme knitting and much, much more – all in place to help you recall the carefree days of your youth. Music-wise, you'll hear classic house, ’90s hip hop, garage, drum ’n’ bass and plenty more, spun by Naked Jake, Jack Swift and other residents. Go get regressed!

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Average User Rating

3.7 / 5

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Dan H
5 of 5 found helpful

This is sucha a good night out. Its a bit weird and wonderful, but dont be mistaken this is a club night not a soft play event. 

Go for the music not just  the spacehoppers! We go fairly regularly and havent been dissapointed yet

james h
3 of 3 found helpful

amazing night! The new hippy theme they have got going is another level, and the music was on point once again! Bring on the Easter special :)!!!! 

Come with the right attitude and you'll have a banging night. 

Mista M
3 of 3 found helpful

This is the best event i have been to in London! 

Music is amazing people are so friendly and there is so much fun stuff 

I wish it was weekly! (it is also my event) 

Joshua B
1 of 1 found helpful

Top night out! Have to say what an all-around success of a party.

I loved the fact that theres multiple rooms that range from fresh underground house/techno, to commercial hip-hop jams, and even drum and bass. This party is something that caters to everyone with the additional percs of having massively fun and regressive pieces of content such as giant ball-pit and bouncy castle! 

Eva G

We went to this on Thursday and it didn't disappoint. The ball pit was huge and there were lots of different rooms all with different music. So something for everyone. House and Techno room was on point all night.

Its a bit off a maze so expect to lose your friends at several points but everyone there was very friendly and nice. 

The club is very very busy so you will queue for stuff but all in all a great night out. 

Poppy O

literally the best night I have ever been to. its packed with people all with the same good happy vibes (not the arsey lot that tend to fill up all london clubs). love this place so much its basically the only club night I venture out for.

they always have so many crazy weird things, like contortionists, magicians, face-painters as well as obviously their famous bouncy castle and ball pit.

CANT WAIT FOR TOMORROW!! Good vibes all round <3

Peter C

Always a good night out. Residents are always on point. loads of stuff to do although i only really go to the ball pit nowadays.

It is full of lovely people. Like a festival sort of atmosphere. The bouncers are a bit too thorough and can be rude but that is the same at every London nightclub these days. 

Sami H
0 of 1 found helpful

This night is totally not what you'd think it would be, having read their description of it. There was a tiny ball pool in one tucked away corner and the tiny bouncy castle got taken away shortly after midnight on NYE! It was expensive, there were no real fun activities, the music was techno mixed with nothing you'd ever heard, certainly not 90s pop, and it was basically just grimy and not worth the ticket price at all. We all felt that it was really unfair of them to promote the night like this, when it was actually just a grubby warehouse with expensive drinks and massive queues for the bar/toilet/cloakroom. Would never recommend.

kel R
0 of 2 found helpful

Possibly the worst event I have been to!! I was Very disappointed. 2 space hoppers for hundreds of people, no ball pond, no ice cream truck or any other great extra additives that they said were being introduced! basically all there was was a dirty club that only played jungle music and a bouncy castle (that only allowed 4 people at a time for 4 minutes- we had 5 people). Ended up staying 20 minutes only and leaving!! 

0 of 2 found helpful

Don't bother! Built up to be much more than it was, big disappointment.

Ziggy R
0 of 3 found helpful

I hardly ever write reviews or complaints, but I have to say, this was an Absolute let down. I feel betrayed by the scandalous promotion of this event. We wanted to do something special for our NYE, something different, but this basically turned out like a bog standard grimy warehouse party. There was one tiny ball pit and one tiny bouncy castle, only 4 people allowed on at a time, then the bouncy castle was taken away a little after midnight, leaving just one ball pit for an entire club full of people, most of my friends couldn't even be bothered with the queue. Fortunately I was with a great group of friends or this might well have ruined my new year. DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY ON A TICKET.